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Title: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 28, 2011, 02:02:42 am
Let's post random RPG and other game-related humor in this thread. Videos, pictures, articles, anecdotes, anything.

Just for fun :)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 28, 2011, 02:03:44 am
I gonna start
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(http://i37.tinypic.com/4gndp3.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: EleventhHour on May 28, 2011, 02:38:35 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjXL3OayoQg&feature=player_detailpage#t=243s

SHEN!

FATHER!

MR. MATALE!

RAHASIA!

FATHER!

MR. SANDRAL!

NURIK!

AHLAN!


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: GC13 on May 28, 2011, 10:42:50 am
^In Bioware's defense, that jumps out as so different from the rest of the dialogue in the game that it strikes one as deliberately humorous.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: EleventhHour on May 28, 2011, 12:24:58 pm
I guess you are right, because I thought the whole Dantooine part was supposed to be very different from the rest of the game.

Here are the safest, most peaceful, and most easygoing group of farmers in a galaxy currently under wartime. The people there are akin to small, sheltered babies.

Yet, the Dantooine residents act like their problems are the worst in the universe. One Jedi "turns to the darkside", because she accidentally hit her master in anger. One woman panics, because her droid lovetoy has run away from her. And here these two farming families are, ready to kill each other, because of a petty dispute. Their melodramatic behaviour was a parody of itself.

For somebody who survived travelling through mutant sewers, violent areas of Taris undercity gangs, an extremely dangerous swoop race, a firefight inside the home of one of the most powerful mobsters in the galaxy, and the destruction of a planet early in the game, all these problems of such people and their insistence that you solve them seems like an obsession with trivialities.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: bmfof on May 28, 2011, 01:36:03 pm
I had forgotten this particular quest. When I first fired up that vid I thought someone made a soap-like mashup with the intent to make a parody of it. Then I slowly realized it was actually how it all went down. I stopped laughing then.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on May 28, 2011, 04:11:21 pm
It was deliberate, I'm pretty sure.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on May 28, 2011, 06:11:23 pm
Always a treat:

http://youtu.be/Vxi7JRJrod4

Old men, running the world: a new age!


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: data4 on May 29, 2011, 04:29:45 am
Since it's from The Witcher 2, I have to tag this. It's from Act 2, while siding with the Scoia'tel for those of you who've passed that part or finished the game.

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Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: abija on May 29, 2011, 05:46:24 am
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For some reason found it hillarious :p


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on June 08, 2011, 02:10:16 pm
(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-graphs-im-never-happy-when-its-over.png)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Hiver on June 08, 2011, 02:17:10 pm
:lol: That is great.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Oscar on June 08, 2011, 03:08:57 pm
:lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Nick on June 08, 2011, 04:06:34 pm
...
=)))


(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp38w0G8851qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on June 08, 2011, 05:09:13 pm
That graph strongly implies that every one of those excuses is equally pathetic. If anything we are to respect the red folks for being honest.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on June 08, 2011, 05:17:01 pm
That graph strongly implies that every one of those excuses is equally pathetic. If anything we are to respect the red folks for being honest.

How's your Paladin these days?


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on June 08, 2011, 06:21:09 pm
I rolled a ranger last night, actually  :P


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Esquilax on June 08, 2011, 11:19:44 pm
This is what would happen if Oblivion existed in real life. The timing in this skit is perfect, these guys are brilliant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAHBMj2N5Qs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAHBMj2N5Qs)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on June 08, 2011, 11:58:51 pm
Not RPG specificc, but I still thought it was worth sharing: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/06/08/new-gaming-system-revealed-at-e3/

This is what would happen if Oblivion existed in real life. The timing in this skit is perfect, these guys are brilliant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAHBMj2N5Qs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAHBMj2N5Qs)

 :lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on June 09, 2011, 01:26:08 am
This is what would happen if Oblivion existed in real life. The timing in this skit is perfect, these guys are brilliant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAHBMj2N5Qs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAHBMj2N5Qs)

NO MORE YOU'RE FRIGHTENING ME is supposed to be an increase in disposition, not a decrease. This whole sketch is ruined.

No, seriously I laffed.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: GhanBuriGhan on June 14, 2011, 07:09:30 am
This is what would happen if Oblivion existed in real life. The timing in this skit is perfect, these guys are brilliant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAHBMj2N5Qs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAHBMj2N5Qs)

Awesome!  :lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 14, 2011, 09:15:19 am
Vladimir Pootin's alignments  :P
(http://i074.radikal.ru/0906/0f/635d6fe5344d.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on June 15, 2011, 12:24:19 pm
Fallout:New Vegas Bug (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToKIkw3LIoQ).


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: saka-rauka1 on June 15, 2011, 01:05:25 pm
^Fantastic


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 15, 2011, 01:50:11 pm
Cool shit. Like, F3: Twisted Ghoul Edition.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on June 15, 2011, 03:50:53 pm
Vladimir Putin has but one alignment, and it is Vladimir Putin.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 15, 2011, 05:50:01 pm
Pootin is multifaced as Krishnu  :lol:
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... to make this post not OT

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Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on June 15, 2011, 07:33:54 pm
Some blog is claiming that there will be "romance options" in Skyrim. And there's this:

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IGN: Can you ride dragons in Skyrim?

Todd Howard: Not in the way you're asking.

Dragon romances, in my Skyrim? It's more likely than you think. (WARNING: NSFW.)

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Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on June 15, 2011, 10:36:13 pm
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IGN: Can you ride dragons in Skyrim?



Todd Howard: Not in the way you're asking.


....


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: EleventhHour on June 16, 2011, 04:35:51 am
I am trying to think of drawing a particular comic strip with my limited drawing skills.

The joke would be this: Level scaling is only bad in games I don't like.

I hope to target many RPG fan's double standards on only favouring level scaling in Wizardries, Daggerfall, PLANESCAPE: TORMENT, and some other games, but suddenly turning around and deciding that level scaling (outside of some other genuine flaws) was a major game breaker in Oblivion only.

How would you guys plan that panel?


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Villfarelse on June 16, 2011, 05:02:54 am
...Level scaling does not make a bad mechanic, bad level scaling do. And Oblivions level scaling system was stupid beyond reason.

So no, there's really no way you can make that panel funny to anyone who doesn't believe in strawmen.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on June 16, 2011, 06:45:24 am
Level scaling in Daggerfall isn't all that great either. My character is now level 18 and there are bloody liches everyfuckingwhere and each time I visit Medora in the Direnni Tower I have to cut my way through more than half a dozen ancient vampires.

What is much better in Dagegrfall than in Oblivion though is that liches and ancient vampires and daedra lords are considered powerful because they can kill you in 3 seconds and not because it takes half an hour to kill one.

(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a313/dragatus/Oblivion/Oblivion2009-11-0518-01-02-67.jpg)

The unexpected joys of creating a custom class:
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a313/dragatus/Oblivion/Oblivion2009-11-2420-48-08-79.jpg)

If you put it like that, how could I refuse?  :smug:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on June 16, 2011, 07:02:08 am
Hahaha.

When I was a kid I used to open the thesaurus and try to find synonyms of "assassin" or "death" to name my class or characters.

Morte. I loved that word.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 16, 2011, 07:43:21 am
Speaking about levels and char systems...
(http://i23.fastpic.ru/big/2011/0616/a1/dd33eccdf3dbac82e3e5dc0a1d06cca1.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on June 16, 2011, 07:50:28 am
:lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: EleventhHour on June 16, 2011, 10:19:34 am
...Level scaling does not make a bad mechanic, bad level scaling do. And Oblivions level scaling system was stupid beyond reason.

So no, there's really no way you can make that panel funny to anyone who doesn't believe in strawmen.
Daggerfall also had arguably bad level scaling - one in which you started getting powerful items so regularly that you never had to save up money and go to a store to buy them, and one which gave you too easy an advantage against enemies.

Wizardry games' level scaling was such that those games are quite hard early on, but get dramatically easy after a certain point, because you keep rolling random encounters that are generous with XP and allow you to level faster.

There could be a reasonable flaw pointed in all of them.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on June 16, 2011, 01:45:10 pm
Wiz8 scaled each zone depending on the level of the PC when first entering said zone.  Neat idea, and worked fairly well if I recall correctly.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on June 16, 2011, 02:13:02 pm
And Fallout 3 did the same thing, as will Skyrim.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on June 16, 2011, 02:55:40 pm
Hah, I didn't know that.  Wonder why F3 felt so much more pronounced than the scaling in Wiz8.  Smaller zones maybe?


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on June 16, 2011, 04:10:54 pm
Smaller zones, ones localized to "dungeons," and each with their own level ranges, some high, some low. Similar to Daggerfall's level scaling, if I understand correctly.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Villfarelse on June 17, 2011, 04:48:58 am
Personally, I can't remember much to complain about from F3, regarding the level scaling, at least. Most things has to do with the levelling of the creatures itself (such as the whole "only way to have challenging enemies at high levels is giving them absurd amounts of hp" theory), but that's another matter, even if they're related.

I can't remember if Daggerfall was bad in this regard or not either. I don't think it was, but maybe I've glorified the experience. I also only played it casually, and usually didn't go very far untill I started over with a new character. However, Morrowind wasn't really that good in the level scaling aspect either. Regardless, it doesn't change that Oblivion was ridiculously bad about it.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on June 17, 2011, 06:36:15 am
No, Daggerfall isn't bad in that regard. (Ancient) Liches, Ancient Vampires, and Daedra Lords are dangerous because they can kill you in a matter of seconds, but they don't have absurd amounts of health.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 17, 2011, 07:13:03 am
Where the hack is humor guys? Please add funny RPG pics/links to your messages and then go on with your discussion no problem  :smug:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: GC13 on June 17, 2011, 07:22:05 am
Speaking about levels and char systems...
(http://i23.fastpic.ru/big/2011/0616/a1/dd33eccdf3dbac82e3e5dc0a1d06cca1.jpg)
What the picture doesn't show is that in ME3 there are eighteen classes, each with four unique sub-specializations.  >:D


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: EleventhHour on June 17, 2011, 07:27:50 am
(http://static.images.memegenerator.net/Instances280/7/7536/7717608.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on June 17, 2011, 08:05:20 am
Haha. That reminds me when I'm a werewolf and I enter the city of Daggerfall...

HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT

.....

OOuureghhh....ouuuurghhhhh...OOuureghhh....ouuuurghhhhh...OOuureghhh....ouuuurghhhhh...OOuureghhh....ouuuurghhhhh...OOuureghhh....ouuuurghhhhh...
OOuureghhh....ouuuurghhhhh...OOuureghhh....ouuuurghhhhh...OOuureghhh....ouuuurghhhhh...OOuureghhh....ouuuurghhhhh...OOuureghhh....ouuuurghhhhh...
OOuureghhh....ouuuurghhhhh...OOuureghhh....ouuuurghhhhh... *readies daedric weapon*


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: CandyStick on June 17, 2011, 11:51:02 am
There is this documentary that came out recently about a few D&D nerds called Dungeon Masters, it's prutty lolzy (and sad at the same time), trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJpc0lsdaZ4


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on July 12, 2011, 05:55:58 am
Translated from Russian:
(http://i25.fastpic.ru/big/2011/0712/4b/e113543551231a63d8e0eb81e6ea784b.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on July 30, 2011, 10:07:03 am
Every (j)RPG. Ever  :D

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Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on September 07, 2011, 04:32:53 pm
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=309 (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=309)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on September 07, 2011, 04:48:41 pm
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=309 (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=309)

Yep, I face-palmed pretty hard the first time I saw those glasses.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: GC13 on September 08, 2011, 09:50:12 pm
Wow, they chilled him up in ten seconds flat, didn't they?


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on September 09, 2011, 05:50:43 am
More Deus Ex humor: Deus Ex Unreal Revolution (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoFe8hRy42o#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: jozi on September 09, 2011, 08:39:22 am
BTW. author of the video released the mod: http://www.moddb.com/mods/deus-ex-unreal-revolution/downloads/deus-ex-unreal-revolution-initial-release (http://www.moddb.com/mods/deus-ex-unreal-revolution/downloads/deus-ex-unreal-revolution-initial-release)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: CandyStick on September 17, 2011, 04:13:01 am
MMO Experience

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Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Villfarelse on September 18, 2011, 01:24:04 pm
...that's not how your neighbours interact?


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: lisac2k on September 21, 2011, 07:51:30 am
This one's old, but what the heck...

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Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: jozi on September 21, 2011, 03:50:25 pm
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/koma-comic-strip-thats-what-puts-you-over-the-edge.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on September 22, 2011, 12:12:38 pm
Good stuff.  :lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 30, 2011, 04:32:34 pm
(http://i32.fastpic.ru/big/2011/1001/4f/640e7b62e620c63069259cbd0a7d5e4f.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on September 30, 2011, 04:48:28 pm
Haha, my mate has become a Minesweeper champion after 2 years at uni. I have been observing his progress during lectures.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on October 02, 2011, 04:09:41 pm
AoD's system is not that complicated, after all  :P
(http://www.damnlol.com/watermarked/0b17bc8e5dc005ba48978370409508ab.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on October 06, 2011, 04:43:50 am

(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f278/katietiedrich/comic135.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on October 06, 2011, 11:12:57 am
HAHAHAHAHAHA!


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Palmer Eldritch on October 06, 2011, 08:30:11 pm
Yeah, that one cracked me up as well...



Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on November 03, 2011, 03:43:16 pm
That was hilarious. :D


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: MaximillionMiles on November 09, 2011, 10:46:33 am
A bit of unintentional AoD humor.

(http://gdlab.net/images/AoD1a.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on November 09, 2011, 10:48:30 am
:D


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on November 09, 2011, 10:52:57 am
I like his confidence, haha!


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on November 10, 2011, 02:29:56 am
That's the spirit!  :D


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: GC13 on November 10, 2011, 08:33:45 am
That picture makes me think of (not from an RPG, but still) "I'm gonna kick your butt, wimp!"


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on November 10, 2011, 09:51:24 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv1VWb6nLK0&feature=player_embedded


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: jozi on November 11, 2011, 03:47:47 am
How to steal in Skyrim (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt5aUdijAN8#)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Villfarelse on November 11, 2011, 05:04:29 am
 :lol:

That one made my day. Nay, week!


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: MaximillionMiles on November 11, 2011, 08:08:53 am
@evilhide: Funny video  :lol: The number of half-whatever things in D&D can create some pretty uncomfortable backstories if you think about it too much. At least dragons can shapeshift, but how are you going to explain a half-orc?

@jozi: Wow, pretty subtle thieving skills.  :lol: Is this really how the creators intended the game to be or is it exploiting a glitch/flaw of the system?


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on November 11, 2011, 09:12:35 am
The number of half-whatever things in D&D can create some pretty uncomfortable backstories if you think about it too much. At least dragons can shapeshift, but how are you going to explain a half-orc?

Oh definitely.  Reminds me of the colorful half-ogre backstory from Arcanum.   :D


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 11, 2011, 01:08:21 pm
Is seems that certain popular subjects are raised again and again. E.g. interbreeding of RPG species
(NSFW)
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 :smug:

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/554257_460s.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on November 11, 2011, 02:40:12 pm
A negative review of Skyrim:

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Review by OG Furious (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGAZazETwEs#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on November 12, 2011, 05:57:32 am
The game ain't even got grenades!

How you gun'shoot dragons if there ain't no guns?

How do you think Jesus got shot?

LOL


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on November 14, 2011, 02:54:25 am
(http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/i-9HNNHvS/0/L/i-9HNNHvS-XL.jpg)


Source: http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/11/09 (http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/11/09)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Oscar on November 14, 2011, 06:39:55 am
:lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: JuJu on November 14, 2011, 07:02:08 am
Actually after I defeated the first dragon I was disappointed by how easy it was. A while later I got repeatedly mauled by a snow bear.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: suibhne on November 14, 2011, 07:10:05 am
Actually after I defeated the first dragon I was disappointed by how easy it was. A while later I got repeatedly mauled by a snow bear.

From One Wolf in the Skyrim thread:
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Also, I saw a dragon die to giants yesterday.  It was a little sad.  I also handily defeated a different dragon before being nearly insta-gibbed by a bear.  It's a good thing dragons can fly in Skyrim, or else they would have been wiped out by the wildlife :D


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on November 14, 2011, 08:36:45 am
Well, they were driven out of Morrowind by the cliff racers...


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on November 14, 2011, 11:36:19 am
To be fair, there was an awful lot of Cliff Racers in Morrowind. With a little coordination they could drive away pretty much anything they wanted.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Villfarelse on November 14, 2011, 12:10:34 pm
I'm pretty sure the big plot twist in Skyrim isn't that Alduin == Akatosh, it's when reincarnated St Jiub shows up with his army of cliffracers and drives all the dragons out of Skyrim. You then spend the rest of the game killing cliff racers to prevent them from infesting all the mountains.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 14, 2011, 05:01:13 pm
New generation digital drug
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Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on November 15, 2011, 02:28:38 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0Ib8D2XhFs


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on November 15, 2011, 02:41:07 am
Because fuck gravity. :D


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Oscar on November 15, 2011, 06:11:52 am
You don't understand... It has especial magnets in the horseshoes.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: suibhne on November 15, 2011, 08:20:16 am
Remember when Todd said that, after RDR showed how horses could be done consistently well, Bethesda definitely wouldn't include horses in Skyrim unless they were perfect?


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on November 15, 2011, 08:32:12 am
They're close enough to perfect, though, because they're better than real horses.

I don't know of any real horses that can do all that.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: GC13 on November 15, 2011, 08:43:17 am
I hear in TES 6 your horse will have a rocket on the back that can take you into orbit.  Now THAT'S perfect.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: suibhne on November 15, 2011, 10:36:27 am
To be fair, all the wildlife does the same crazy stuff as the horses. I wish I'd videoed my most hilarious moment in-game: an elk gazing at me with soulful eyes while he slowly, rigidly tipped backwards over the edge of a cliff.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: palios1902 on November 15, 2011, 12:04:51 pm
I 've chased rabbits and deers underwater. They can actually run underwater  :huh:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: JuJu on November 15, 2011, 03:49:11 pm
And I kill fish by setting them on fire. Under water.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: DorkMage on November 15, 2011, 05:11:33 pm
On steam - Oblivion is on sell for $4.99


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on November 15, 2011, 09:20:45 pm
More Skyrim humor.

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Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on November 17, 2011, 01:05:01 pm
Remeber how back in February Bethesda joked that if anyone births a child on 11. 11. 2011 and call the kid Dovakhiin they'll supply them with free games? Well, let's just say someone accepted the challenge: http://www.bethblog.com/index.php/2011/11/16/dragonborn (http://www.bethblog.com/index.php/2011/11/16/dragonborn)

I'm not sure whether to laugh or facepalm.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on November 17, 2011, 01:28:32 pm
Yet more Skyrim humor, from this Cracked article (http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-personality-flaws-skyrim-forces-you-to-deal-with/):

(click to show/hide)

 :lol:   So true about breaking quests by doing stuff out of order.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Calego on November 18, 2011, 01:07:44 pm
Not an RPG (just a few RPG elements), but here's a trailer for Crusader Kings 2.

Crusader Kings II - Seven Deadly Sins: Wroth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpAYY3BvviE#ws)

Reminds me of playing Irish counties in CK1, sieging my neighbours with an army of 10. Whee.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 18, 2011, 01:21:04 pm
An ideal girl!
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/619490_460s.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: jozi on November 21, 2011, 11:30:39 am
Best Skyrim mod :)

Skyrim - CrAzY TF2 mode (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yeyzi8e6-yw#ws)

Easy way to provoke bar fight
How to create a fight in Skyrim (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3PGYRReN64#)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on November 21, 2011, 01:31:01 pm
And in the end, no one even took the damn cabbage. 

I knew vegetables were dangerous.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 27, 2011, 09:45:28 am
Skyrim Schmyrim (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFIZfuDLEy8#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on November 27, 2011, 11:00:30 pm
Somebody made a humorous menu mod for the game:

(http://static.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/images/1698-1-1322363751.jpeg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Calego on November 28, 2011, 11:02:36 am
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on November 28, 2011, 12:02:03 pm
That reference seriously cracked me up. :D


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on November 28, 2011, 08:25:25 pm
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

See the majestic levitating mammoth!

And what the hell, we're on a roll here:

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Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on November 29, 2011, 02:29:23 am
 :lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: jozi on November 30, 2011, 02:11:29 pm
:)

(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on November 30, 2011, 02:19:23 pm
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/skyrim-classifieds.php (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/skyrim-classifieds.php)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on December 01, 2011, 01:17:14 pm
@Evilhyde - holy shit that's funny. I needed that laugh, thanks!


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: suibhne on December 01, 2011, 01:54:38 pm
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/skyrim-classifieds.php (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/skyrim-classifieds.php)

+2


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on December 01, 2011, 03:07:24 pm
Amusing. (Some will argue the Bioware Dialogue choice tho).



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Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on December 01, 2011, 03:18:01 pm
I'd argue about the "release date scheduled by Capcom" thing because lately that would mean the entire series is canceled and never spoken of again.

RIP Mega Man.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on December 01, 2011, 03:22:45 pm
@Gareth: That is pretty awesome.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Spyros on December 02, 2011, 01:58:36 pm
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/skyrim-classifieds.php (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/skyrim-classifieds.php)
"missed connection" is just sooo cute!


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on December 02, 2011, 04:31:24 pm
Those classifieds are brilliant, there are links to similar for other RPGs on the side (Capital Wasteland, Rapture, etc).  This one is great:

"You-know-who killed all the spiders in our mine, then helped himself to every last bit of ore inside.  Entire local mining industry is now dead, so we're reduced to selling spider legs to survive.  Come to Shor's Stone for great spider deals!"


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on December 03, 2011, 02:26:33 am
(http://chainsawsuit.com/comics/20100512.png)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 03, 2011, 05:28:20 am
Skyrim (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on December 03, 2011, 06:59:44 am
 :lol: Gareth!

And yes Vahhabyte, that is the ultimate TES fanboy video!


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on December 03, 2011, 10:15:20 am
And I belive it's already been posted in the Skyrim thread.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on December 03, 2011, 08:05:17 pm
We need an entirely separate humor thread just to make fun of Elder Scrolls...


Edit:  Forget that crap rap, this is better.  So obvious but I had to laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOxVjbGvUpI&feature=player_embedded


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on December 05, 2011, 12:56:52 am
 :lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Oscar on December 05, 2011, 06:29:33 am
jajajajajaja :lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Hector on December 07, 2011, 12:19:22 pm
More P&P than CRPG, but whatever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKMwG_9UZWA&feature=player_embedded


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Villfarelse on December 07, 2011, 02:28:30 pm
:D

How come RPG sessions always end with blood?


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: suibhne on December 07, 2011, 07:57:59 pm
I must've watched that televangelist "Fus Ro Dah" clip ten times already, and it still gets me laughing.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on December 09, 2011, 06:52:13 am
(http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/library/deriv/75/75179.jpg)

(http://virtualshacklesimagestest.appspot.com/serve/skyrim_shopping.jpg)

(http://virtualshacklesimagestest.appspot.com/serve/thwack.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on December 09, 2011, 07:15:02 am
Yeah, suspension of disbelief is kind of important when playing TES games =)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: GC13 on December 09, 2011, 06:19:14 pm
You're gonna have to explain that second one (though the first and third are hilarious): are there really items in Skyrim's shops you can pick up without "stealing" it?


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 09, 2011, 06:27:08 pm
Like, you can sell everything you stole to the shopkeeper, he won't recognize his own stuff.

Although, someone wrote
"But you CANT sell stolen goods to a vendor unless you get one of the highest level perks."


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on December 09, 2011, 06:36:28 pm
You're gonna have to explain that second one (though the first and third are hilarious): are there really items in Skyrim's shops you can pick up without "stealing" it?

If a shopkeeper likes you enough then you can make free use of some of his stuff. First time most people will encounter this is if you go with Hadvar (Imperial side) on the Helgen escape and meet his uncle Alvor. Some of his items are free to take and some aren't. But you can sell back all the shit you took from him and make money.

You can't actually sell stolen items to anyone but the Thieves' Guild bitch unless you take the perk that lets you do so, though.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on December 10, 2011, 01:06:08 pm
AN ARROW IN THE KNEE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlC6Z0iRoOA#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on December 10, 2011, 03:18:39 pm
^ That was pretty funny, but god damn, that meme has taken over everything.  I can't watch a video on youtube without a fucking "arrow to the knee" joke every three comments.  The most popular iteration is "I used to take an arrow to the knee, but then I took an arrow to the knee".


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on December 11, 2011, 12:33:44 am
Yes, that meme really is being overused. Anyway, time for something that for a change isn't related to Skyrim.

The Necronomicon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnbYcB9ctu8#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on December 11, 2011, 01:46:56 am
Please don't. "Arrow in the knee" is the new "the cake is a lie."

It sickens me.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Aptus on December 11, 2011, 03:40:16 am
Please don't. "Arrow in the knee" is the new "the cake is a lie."

It sickens me.

Drumroll please.

*trtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtrtr*

The cake used to be a lie but then it took an arrow in the knee!















I'm so sorry :p


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on December 11, 2011, 04:48:03 am
And the thing is that I had no idea what that's all about till I googled it.

So, if that valve/cake is  a lie comic is right, I should be making the arrow to the knee joke in 2012.

Brace yourselves.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: mkbonde on December 11, 2011, 06:14:25 am
Why oh why would Bethesda hire multiple voice-actors for generic guards only to have them read the exact same lines..  :wallbang:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: suibhne on December 11, 2011, 09:04:39 am
Why oh why would Bethesda hire multiple voice-actors for generic guards only to have them read the exact same lines..  :wallbang:

Isn't that incredible? But that's how Bethesda writes games, period. They've done this over and over again, and they're not likely to improve anytime soon.

I can't count how many different guards or bandits or Forsworn have said exactly the same thing but in different voices. It's so blatantly asinine that I can't imagine who at Bethesda could have possibly thought that was a good idea.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Calego on December 11, 2011, 12:34:23 pm
Yeah, Morrowind and Oblivion were the same iirc. The stock phrases ("greetings") can have a few triggers attached to them, but mostly they are shared among everyone. It wasn't all that noticeable in the last couple of games because all the phrases were so generic — "I am an officer of the imperial law, move along!" etc.

Someone in the sound design department at Bethesda probably said "Hey, let's make those stock phrases more specific and interesting, add some life to the world!" without understanding how the dialogue engine works. After that it was just too much of a bother to fix.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: suibhne on December 11, 2011, 02:39:57 pm
Someone in the sound design department at Bethesda probably said "Hey, let's make those stock phrases more specific and interesting, add some life to the world!" without understanding how the dialogue engine works. After that it was just too much of a bother to fix.

But why would you have a multitude of different voice actors all record the exact same lines, word for word? There's no way something like that sneaks in by accident.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on December 11, 2011, 02:52:30 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/384870_251834281536875_177042759016028_602329_1642804583_n.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: suibhne on December 11, 2011, 02:59:22 pm
Brilliant. :lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 11, 2011, 05:07:51 pm
Purge the non-humor OT  :neutral:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on December 12, 2011, 01:24:49 am
Yeah, Morrowind and Oblivion were the same iirc. The stock phrases ("greetings") can have a few triggers attached to them, but mostly they are shared among everyone. It wasn't all that noticeable in the last couple of games because all the phrases were so generic — "I am an officer of the imperial law, move along!" etc.

Someone in the sound design department at Bethesda probably said "Hey, let's make those stock phrases more specific and interesting, add some life to the world!" without understanding how the dialogue engine works. After that it was just too much of a bother to fix.

No, if anything the sound design guys know exactly how it works and they have no influence whatsoever on the writing.

For what it's worth the sound in Skyrim in general is absolutely fantastic. The voice acting's an obvious exception but it's not due to the sound guys, it's just Bethesda's shitty writing.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on December 12, 2011, 01:59:03 am
Quote
it's not due to the sound guys, it's just Bethesda's shitty writing.



Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: WorstUsernameEver on December 12, 2011, 02:17:14 am
For what it's worth the sound in Skyrim in general is absolutely fantastic. The voice acting's an obvious exception but it's not due to the sound guys, it's just Bethesda's shitty writing.

Well, yes and no. Games with writing just as bad as Skyrim still have better voice acting, usually because they give better directions to the voice actors and don't attempt to do trillions of NPCs.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on December 12, 2011, 02:51:15 am
To clarify I don't personally consider voice acting to be "sound" in the sense I mean. The technical. A game with good sound effects and music has good sound effects and music regardless of VO work.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 12, 2011, 04:32:06 am
What RPGs made in different countries look like
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on December 12, 2011, 02:08:38 pm
The most popular iteration is "I used to take an arrow to the knee, but then I took an arrow to the knee".

I once took an arrow to the knee like you, and thanks to a glitch its still there!

I'm so sorry...


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on December 12, 2011, 03:46:41 pm
I had a giant spike of ice rammed through my head and stuck there for a few hours in Skyrim, that was pretty humorous.  Should have taken a screen-cap.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: MaximillionMiles on December 12, 2011, 05:22:53 pm
What RPGs made in different countries look like

-Snip

Vaha, where are the last two screenshots from? I think the second one is from Metro 2033 but not sure. Either way, pretty funny.  :lol: They do seem to love their post-apocalyptic games.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: suibhne on December 12, 2011, 05:26:58 pm
Vaha, where are the last two screenshots from? I think the second one is from Metro 2033 but not sure. Either way, pretty funny.  :lol: They do seem to love their post-apocalyptic games.

The last one's Metro 2033, as you said. The penultimate one is S.T.A.L.K.E.R. (I typed out all the periods in memoriam. :( )


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: MaximillionMiles on December 12, 2011, 05:30:57 pm
-Snip

The last one's Metro 2033, as you said. The penultimate one is S.T.A.L.K.E.R. (I typed out all the periods in memoriam. :( )

Ah, thanks for telling me. I've heard of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. but never played it. And considering I'm crap at FPS and that the game is considered very difficult... Probably never will.  :(


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Villfarelse on December 12, 2011, 06:31:57 pm
I suck at shooters as well.

Still loved S.T.A.L.K.E.R. (Yes, punctuation in memoriam! ;))
Great game.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: bmfof on December 14, 2011, 11:29:24 am
Apparently Alan Wake is going to be released for PC come 2012. The reason? Why...

"We weren't going to release a PC version... then we took an arrow to the knee." (http://forum.alanwake.com/showthread.php?t=7525)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on December 14, 2011, 12:25:45 pm
WHY IS THAT FUCKING MEME SO POPULAR


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: GC13 on December 14, 2011, 06:13:01 pm
What meme?  The meme is a lie.

(I rest my case.)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Scott on December 16, 2011, 01:36:14 pm
the message body is no longer empty!

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Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: saka-rauka1 on December 16, 2011, 11:32:58 pm
the message body is no longer empty!

I can do one better:

(http://df.magmawiki.com/images/4/40/FunComic.png)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on December 17, 2011, 12:36:16 am
God damn, that was the most impressive follow-up-post I've ever seen.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on December 17, 2011, 01:44:43 am
Wow, saka-rauka1.  Impressive!   :D


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on December 17, 2011, 01:56:09 am
I was only familiar with the latter version. What faggot edited out the most awesome part?


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on December 17, 2011, 02:04:34 am
More Skyrim Classifieds (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/skyrim-classifieds2.php)

Quote
...after I accidentally cast Soul Trap instead of Healing Hands, I figured I would help him live on in the form of an enchanted weapon. Selling Honed Axe of Furious Grandpa for 1200 Septims. Contact Gunbjorn in Markarth.

 :D


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on December 17, 2011, 02:31:39 am
Since we still can't seem to get away from Skyrim (even though I've grown bored of it for now, though maybe that's just the crippling depression deciding things for me):

(http://threepanelsoul.com/comics/2011-11-28-218.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: erbgor on December 17, 2011, 07:57:49 am
Since we still can't seem to get away from Skyrim


Yeah, why is that? I have not played it, but everything I read leads to me to conclude that it is rather average/okay? Why is that topic over a hundred pages long?!


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Imbecile on December 17, 2011, 08:37:55 am
Since we still can't seem to get away from Skyrim (even though I've grown bored of it for now, though maybe that's just the crippling depression deciding things for me):


Likewise. Figured I'd stop, and have another go with a different character when the inevitable dlc is released (if its any good). Hope the depression eases up

@erbor. As to why people discuss it so much, its an accessible, attractive rpg, with plenty of flaws. As a result it has loads of ardent fans, but equally a load of people who feel its unjustifiably popular, and must combat its evil. On the interwebs everything is black and white.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: jozi on December 20, 2011, 08:37:38 am
(http://buttersafe.com/comics/2011-12-20-timeout.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on December 20, 2011, 01:24:20 pm
Something Awful - Best of the Official Bioware Forums (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/bioware-social-forums.php)

Not really sure if this is humorous or just sad.   ;)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on December 20, 2011, 01:45:30 pm
Something Awful - Best of the Official Bioware Forums (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/bioware-social-forums.php)

Not really sure if this is humorous or just sad.   ;)

Ok, I read the page you linked to and thought "what the fuck".  Then I noticed that that article is six pages long.  Without having read the other pages, I can't help but wonder what the hell is up with that fandom.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on December 20, 2011, 02:03:59 pm
I usually post the "I've got the weirdest boner" picture in these instances.

Not this time.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on December 21, 2011, 05:05:31 am
Ok, I read the page you linked to and thought "what the fuck".  Then I noticed that that article is six pages long.  Without having read the other pages, I can't help but wonder what the hell is up with that fandom.

Many, many things. But the last page is just Stanley Woo END OF RINE-ing any thread that disagrees with the Bioware overlords in any respect.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on December 21, 2011, 01:01:26 pm
Kinda related to RPGs...

(http://i.imgur.com/e9WwU.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: GhanBuriGhan on December 21, 2011, 02:15:40 pm
Hehe. Lost all geek cred, that one   :smug:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on December 21, 2011, 02:15:56 pm
That commenter is either retarded or a master of satire.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on December 21, 2011, 05:32:13 pm
Too articulate. Obvious troll.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on December 21, 2011, 05:44:59 pm
Actually, I think he's serious. More comments from him:

"@thefreak12 You make it sound like he's some modern Shakespeare, which obviously isn't the case. You fanboys need to learn that not everyone is as obsessed with LOTR as you. Sorry, never heard of The Hobbit, obviously it can't be that well known. Either way, the trailer looks like a dumbed down v..."

And it's kinda true that not a lot of people outside the LOTR fan base have heard of The Hobbit.

However, if you frequent internet forums, you WILL find out about it, like I have.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 21, 2011, 06:11:42 pm
The Hobbit... the first LOTR part that was visualized for millions via TV and cinemas
The Hobbit Cartoon Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b763JxeTi-s#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on December 21, 2011, 06:22:16 pm
Oh man, I remember that cartoon.  Good stuff.

Here's a little humor from Bioware:

Quote
Name: Jennifer Brandes Hepler
Title: Managing Editor -- Dragon Age
Company: Bioware Corporation

Q: If you could tell developers of games to make sure to put one thing in games to appeal to a broader audience which includes women, what would that one thing be?

A: A fast-forward button. Games almost always include a way to "button through" dialogue without paying attention, because they understand that some players don't enjoy listening to dialogue and they don't want to stop their fun. Yet they persist in practically coming into your living room and forcing you to play through the combats even if you're a player who only enjoys the dialogue. In a game with sufficient story to be interesting without the fighting, there is no reason on earth that you can't have a little button at the corner of the screen that you can click to skip to the end of the fighting.

Companies have a lot of objections, such as how to calculate loot and experience points for a player who doesn't actually play the combats, but these could be easily addressed by simply figuring out an average or minimum amount of experience for every fight and awarding that.

The biggest objection is usually that skipping the fight scenes would make the game so much shorter, but to me, that's the biggest perk. If you're a woman, especially a mother, with dinner to prepare, kids' homework to help with, and a lot of other demands on your time, you don't need a game to be 100 hours long to hold your interest -- especially if those 100 hours are primarily doing things you don't enjoy. A fast forward button would give all players -- not just women -- the same options that we have with books or DVDs -- to skim past the parts we don't like and savor the ones we do. Over and over, women complain that they don't like violence, or they don't enjoy difficult and vertigo-inducing gameplay, yet this simple feature hasn't been tried on any game I know of.

Granted, many games would have very little left if you removed the combat, but for a game like Deus Ex or Bioware's RPGs, you could take out every shred of combat and still have an entertainment experience that rivals anything you'd see in the theater or on TV.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on December 21, 2011, 08:34:24 pm
Can someone just make bad fantasy interactive sex movies for the Bioware fans already?  I'm sure it already exists, we can simply import it from Japan.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on December 22, 2011, 01:59:42 am
snip

(http://farm1.staticflickr.com/131/319047856_dbf1ef3e92.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on December 22, 2011, 02:32:00 am
^ Seriously. 

Here's another good one from the same writer:

Quote from: Jennifer Hepler
Q: What is your least favorite thing about working in the industry?

A: Playing the games. This is probably a terrible thing to admit, but it has definitely been the single most difficult thing for me. I came into the job out of a love of writing, not a love of playing games... I'm really terrible at so many things which most games use incessantly -- I have awful hand-eye coordination, I don't like tactics, I don't like fighting, I don't like keeping track of inventory, and I can't read a game map to save my life.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on December 22, 2011, 03:08:54 am
 "I have awful hand-eye coordination, I don't like tactics, I don't like fighting, I don't like keeping track of inventory, and I can't read a game map to save my life."

so you basically fail as a biological organism.

i swear, the stupidity of some people just leaves me in sheer awe.
whats your favorite part of watching movies....buying the ticket. :wallbang:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: bmfof on December 22, 2011, 03:20:05 am
Doesn't bioware already have "skip game" buttons in their... uhm... "rpg"s?


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on December 22, 2011, 07:21:57 am
I keep posting Bioware-related stuff because I've been reading an LP on DA2, so these things keep popping up.  DA2 seems like it might be the worst game ever made, by the way.

(http://i.imgur.com/PLHMN.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/VtR5N.png)



Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Villfarelse on December 22, 2011, 08:18:45 am
"I have awful hand-eye coordination, I don't like tactics, I don't like fighting, I don't like keeping track of inventory, and I can't read a game map to save my life."

so you basically fail as a biological organism.

i swear, the stupidity of some people just leaves me in sheer awe.
whats your favorite part of watching movies....buying the ticket. :wallbang:

Dude, she's a writer. She works in the industry to write stories, not to enjoy the games. There's no need to react that way.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on December 22, 2011, 11:05:54 am
I think the woman actually made some good points and those quotes are nothing to laugh about.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: bmfof on December 22, 2011, 11:17:42 am
O rly?

That interview seems like an article in Cosmopolitan on how to make vidya games more accessible to super models.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on December 22, 2011, 12:24:27 pm
I didn't read the entire interview, only the quote that was posted here. And that quote does make sense to me. If people who find the dialogue tedious get to skip dialogue, why shouldn't people who find the combat tedious be able to skip combat?

Keep in mind she was specifically asked how to make games appealing to a larger audience and especially to more women. We're by definition talking about casual games, not hardcore ones. Besides, I for one would've loved a button that allowed me to skip all the boring filler combat in Dragon Age: Origins.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: ktistay on December 22, 2011, 03:58:32 pm
Where's the humor gone?

Besides, I for one would've loved a button that allowed me to skip all the boring filler combat in Dragon Age: Origins.

That. Plus, say it becomes a standard feature. "Our game has 40 hours of RPG stuff in it. But for those that don't like combat we've put a skip button. Problem is, the dialogue is shit and now the game is 4 hours long for those people. And boring. And they are gonna complain. Maybe we should make it actually interesting and focus a bit more on that part too". The "skip dialogue" button is already in, the "skip fight" one would only bring balance methinks. Either that or it would make for a shitty game that no one would buy. Or that would have a huge success, depends on your view on humanity. Besides, that button is here already, it's called "story mode".
But I do believe that that is the wrong approach. The right one would be to make the skip button the "talk your way out of shit" aka diplomatic path. Doesn't sound so bad now, does it?

Playing Planescape for the first time, got to the Mordron maze. Couldn't help but wonder if that is Bethesda HQ. It sure is pretty close.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: mkbonde on December 22, 2011, 06:23:48 pm
Lady's got a point, most games got way too much filler-combat. Recently played through Mass Effect and while I enjoyed the setting immensely, the game took forever to complete. Most of it consisted of easy filler fights with generic mobs and running back and forth between loading screens.

It's interesting how most movies include a romance, even when it is not the main theme, and usually they add to the story. Maybe the problem is "romantically stunted" game-makers appealing to a like-minded audience ending up in grand, blue-skinned, interspecies, lesbian sex scenes (which i admittedly found kinda hot).


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on December 22, 2011, 08:31:39 pm
the woman is a moron.
 now i could understand saying that some types of games bore you, or understanding that she is really only a writer, but what she is advocating is literally taking any sort of challenge or obstacle out of videogames.

"I have awful hand-eye coordination"- basic motor function
"I don't like tactics"- the ability to think logically
"I don't like fighting"- ^
"I don't like keeping track of inventory"- basic memory skills and/or math
"and I can't read a game map to save my life"- the ability to see things, see: ability to think logically

this isint like somone saying they dont really care for FPS's, this is someone who is totally unwilling to engage in thought(including motor functions) beyond gossip. i have to agree with bmfof "like an article in Cosmopolitan on how to make vidya games more accessible to super models."

am i wrong? am i misinterpreting her words?


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on December 22, 2011, 08:34:46 pm
I think she is trying to say that she enjoys writing, but not video games.  I posted that quote not because I think she's a fool, but because the idea of an RPG writer (arguably the most important genre in which to have good writing) who doesn't actually like RPGs.  Sort of like taking a hard-bitten journalist and sticking him at the National Inquirer.

Adding to the amusing image that that conjures in my mind is the fact that from what I've seen, her writing is fairly poor :D

Here's yet another Bioware-staff quote that I found humorous:

Quote
Yes! This! You guys have no idea how cute Merrill is. I work here and and I still squee when she says things I haven't heard.

There's a lot of this in the writer pit:

Merrill (in-game): (something unbelievably cute)
Sheryl: GIGGLESQUEE!!!!! SO CUTE!!!
Mary: Hee hee.
Sheryl: She's so adorable I love her and want to hug her omgIcan'tbelievehowadorablesheisCAN-I-NOM-HER-HEAD?!
Mary: ... No.

- Sheryl Chee


Motherfucking gigglesquee.  That word makes me wish I could bathe all of planet Earth in a never-ending torrent of fire.  It makes me want shove kittens into my blender. 

Gigglesquee.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: GC13 on December 22, 2011, 11:38:20 pm
"I have awful hand-eye coordination"- basic motor function
"I don't like tactics"- the ability to think logically
"I don't like fighting"- ^
"I don't like keeping track of inventory"- basic memory skills and/or math
"and I can't read a game map to save my life"- the ability to see things, see: ability to think logically

this isint like somone saying they dont really care for FPS's, this is someone who is totally unwilling to engage in thought(including motor functions) beyond gossip. i have to agree with bmfof "like an article in Cosmopolitan on how to make vidya games more accessible to super models."

am i wrong? am i misinterpreting her words?
You could say you were misinterpreting her words, or maybe you could say you were pulling facts out of your butt—either way.  Liking tactics (or inventory) isn't the same as enjoying (and therefore having the patience for when playing a game), and fighting has absolutely nothing to do with thinking logically.  The inability to read a game map is almost certainly hyperbole, and plenty of people consider themselves to be very poor at hand-eye coordination; luckily, humans were built for much tighter tolerances than we now require, so even someone with awful hand-eye coordination can, say, drive a car without incident.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on December 23, 2011, 01:44:51 am
the woman is a moron.
 now i could understand saying that some types of games bore you, or understanding that she is really only a writer, but what she is advocating is literally taking any sort of challenge or obstacle out of videogames.

"I have awful hand-eye coordination"- basic motor function
"I don't like tactics"- the ability to think logically
"I don't like fighting"- ^
"I don't like keeping track of inventory"- basic memory skills and/or math
"and I can't read a game map to save my life"- the ability to see things, see: ability to think logically

this isint like somone saying they dont really care for FPS's, this is someone who is totally unwilling to engage in thought(including motor functions) beyond gossip. i have to agree with bmfof "like an article in Cosmopolitan on how to make vidya games more accessible to super models."

am i wrong? am i misinterpreting her words?

She is not advocating taking out any kind of challenge out of games. She is claiming to be a shitty gamer. Or more exactly, she is claiming to be a writer, not a gamer. Never in that quote did she suggest that games need to be changed to accomodate her shitty gaming skills.

OK, in the previous quote she suggested a skip combat button, but that was basically a response to the question about how to make casual games even more casual.

Edit: And "I don't like fighting" does not imply the inability to think logically. A just as (or even more) likely explanation is that she doesn't like violence.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on December 23, 2011, 02:11:15 am
She is not advocating taking out any kind of challenge out of games. She is claiming to be a shitty gamer. Or more exactly, she is claiming to be a writer, not a gamer. Never in that quote did she suggest that games need to be changed to accomodate her shitty gaming skills.
she suggested that to make the game more accessible to women, that they should cut very part of the game that is not dialogue.

And "I don't like fighting" does not imply the inability to think logically. A just as (or even more) likely explanation is that she doesn't like violence.

there multi-colored pixels on a screen, in my experience people tend to not like stuff because they happen to suck at it.
video game combat consists of moving your thumbs and/or hand(for mouse) and the ability to discern how one action follows another.
she also cant play turn based combat as that requires tactics, she would rather the "game" be a collection of cinematic dialogue scenes.
it seems to me that she just can't process obstacles.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Drav on December 23, 2011, 02:13:05 am
Remember how, in DA2, the Chantry was supposedly hunting mages yet you could use magic all the time without them giving a shit? I'm not sure how ok it is for game writers to not be gamers.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on December 23, 2011, 05:31:44 am
She is not advocating taking out any kind of challenge out of games. She is claiming to be a shitty gamer. Or more exactly, she is claiming to be a writer, not a gamer. Never in that quote did she suggest that games need to be changed to accomodate her shitty gaming skills.
she suggested that to make the game more accessible to women, that they should cut very part of the game that is not dialogue.
I already answered this in my previous post.
OK, in the previous quote she suggested a skip combat button, but that was basically a response to the question about how to make casual games even more casual.

And "I don't like fighting" does not imply the inability to think logically. A just as (or even more) likely explanation is that she doesn't like violence.

there multi-colored pixels on a screen, in my experience people tend to not like stuff because they happen to suck at it.
video game combat consists of moving your thumbs and/or hand(for mouse) and the ability to discern how one action follows another.
she also cant play turn based combat as that requires tactics, she would rather the "game" be a collection of cinematic dialogue scenes.
it seems to me that she just can't process obstacles.
Yes, inability to think logically will cause you to suck at combat. And yes, sucking at combat is likely going to lead to not liking combat. But sucking at combat is not the only reason why anyone could dislike combat and inability to think logically is not the only reason why anyone could suck at combat. Saying that if you dislike combat you must be unable to think logically is like saying that if someone died they must have been obese because obesity leads to heart attacks and heart attacks can kill you.

In her specific case we know she actually does suck at combat but you made a general statement that disliking combat implies the inability to think logically and that's what I am objecting to with the above paragraph.

Now talking specifically abot Jeniffer, I still think it's unjustified to call her a moron because she sucks at games. Games are just a form of entertinment. A form of entertainment that I love dearly and which I spent 90% of my free time pursuing, but they're not really that important in the grand scheme of things. Because of that I can't understand how anyone can judge a person's worth by how good they are at gaming or whether they like games in the first place. It's like judging people based on whether they like sports or dancing or movies or fishing. I don't like basketball. I suck at it and I don't even know the rules, except that you score points by throwing the ball through the hoop. Does that make me a moron? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhetorical_question)

If you argued that it's silly that someone who doesn't like games is working in the games industry I would completely agree. But I can't approve calling people morons just because they don't like the same form of entertainment as you (and suck at it). Maybe she actually is a moron. I don't know her so I can't say. But it makes no sense to come to that conclusion based just on those two quotes of her.

Remember how, in DA2, the Chantry was supposedly hunting mages yet you could use magic all the time without them giving a shit? I'm not sure how ok it is for game writers to not be gamers.
I think that specifically has more to do with bad game/level design than with the writing. And don't forget that DA2 was obviously rushed to please EA so even if Bioware was aware of the problems, they simply didn't have enough time to properly polish the game.

But I do agree that it's beter if game writers are also gamers.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on December 23, 2011, 06:23:24 am
you misunderstood me, im not saying she is a moron because she doesint like games, but that the impression i got was that she doesint like games because they require mental effort, i reasoned that she sucks at combat for the exact same reason she sucks at tactics, because she refuses to use her mind for anything more than what life literally forces upon her.

i might be entirely wrong about her, but i can only base my thoughts on what information i have, and it tells me that she sucks at tactics, combat, reading maps, and basic inventory management, half this list you should become marginally proficient at by virtue of being alive.

now if it was just "i dont like combat", i could imagine any number of reasons why, but she also says she hates tactics and reading maps and inventories, this leads me to conclude that she just can't stand dealing with obstacles, especially mental ones.

so no, i wouldint call anyone a moron just because they dont like a particular game, i would call someone a moron if they disliked thought in general.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: bmfof on December 23, 2011, 01:23:27 pm
It's irrelevant whether she's a moron or not; what's worrying is that she's in the industry despite her lack of understanding what makes a game - a game and her poor writing skills. The fact that she obviously thinks games are a great story entertainment medium and nothing more (she obviously has yet to watch a movie or read a book, I suppose), shows how alwful her choice of line of work is. What's sad is, you'd read the retarded childish dialogue in games like DA2 and think to yourself "whoever wrote that must be completely detached from what players actually want"... and.. well... that's probably her.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Villfarelse on December 23, 2011, 03:04:54 pm
As I said in the thread not devoted to it, she doesn't want "a movie" or "a book". She wants a game focused on talking/communication/relationships. Movies and books are not interactive and you can't make choices. Big difference there. You're basically saying she "doesn't understand what makes a game" because she likes different kind of games than you. While I know that's not your intent and most likely not your opinion, but you're kind of coming off as if you can't imagine a game that doesn't focus on combat.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: bmfof on December 23, 2011, 04:41:04 pm
Fortunately there's already a genre for what she wants; with the overall writing quality in modern day quests and adventures, I'm sure she'll fit in perfectly.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on December 23, 2011, 06:07:49 pm
I'm not against her basically preferring interactive fiction, but it is worrying for someone to be working on games who, basically, doesn't like gameplay.

Choosing dialogue options isn't gameplay unless there is some tactical challenge, such as there being dead-end cases and you need to analyze the cues in the situation so as to figure out a path to avoid them. Is there actually ever anything like that in Bioware dialogues? Can a choice ever actually fuck you over? If not then I wouldn't call it a game, I'd call it non-linear narrative.

It's not enough for me to really condemn her, I can understand if that's all she likes about games and honestly, where else can she get that kind of experience? Tv? Film? Books? Not really. Still, I don't think someone who dislikes games will produce the kind of integrated story that a fan of the gameplay will. I think they'll always be looking at the gameplay as a tedious weight they have to work around or against.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: bmfof on December 24, 2011, 05:53:29 am
Thinking about it some more, it's really hillarious how she's the authority that could potentially make the story of a game support an entirely non-violent choice path, yet she'd rather just have a skip combat button and lead a band of make believe heroes instead of offering more narrative options.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Villfarelse on December 24, 2011, 06:33:31 am
I'm pretty sure she's just the editor in charge, that stuff needs to come from the lead designers.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Oscar on December 24, 2011, 09:55:39 am
Fortunately there's already a genre for what she wants; with the overall writing quality in modern day quests and adventures, I'm sure she'll fit in perfectly.

QFT.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Joey on December 24, 2011, 10:57:04 am
Could this thread be split? It's an interesting discussion about games, but doesn't have any place in the humour thread, which I'd hate to see buried under nice, but irrelevant posts.

Edit: Whoopsie, my bad, seems like we do have a new thread for this.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on December 26, 2011, 04:41:45 am
To get this back on topic but still stick close to the Bioware thing:

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Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on January 02, 2012, 06:32:31 am
:D

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Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on January 02, 2012, 06:46:14 am
Haha. My cousin never complained about the reading, but...

He just skips all the dialogue. :P

I remember when I used to play Morrowind (I think I was around 12 at the time) at first I started reading everything (dialogue, short books, documents etc) and by the end of the game I was skimming past dialogue (thank you linking words!), and opening and quickly closing books in case they increase my skills.

Wait...I still do that and I'm 20.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Drav on January 02, 2012, 07:59:12 am
To be fair, Ocarina of Time does have an awful lot of unnecessary text. Every time you pick up a key you get a message to tell you that you picked up a key, and what a key is used for. Every time.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: EleventhHour on January 04, 2012, 10:09:25 am
Just imagine the masterpiece of literature you are missing by not reading Legend of Zelda text.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on January 04, 2012, 10:14:25 am
Missing the point bros. He said 'he hates reading', not 'he finds that specific piece of text(which he hadn't yet read) boring'.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: jozi on January 05, 2012, 03:55:50 am
Quote
He said 'he hates reading'
Most gamer does :)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: suibhne on January 07, 2012, 03:07:54 pm
Quote
He said 'he hates reading'
Most gamer does :)

Does not compute.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Drav on January 07, 2012, 10:41:57 pm
Probably old hat by this point, but:

(Skyrim) Macho Dragon Mod  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bifmj1O3D24#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: EleventhHour on January 07, 2012, 11:31:04 pm
I liked it.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: EleventhHour on January 11, 2012, 04:30:39 am
Now for some Waldorf and Startler.

(http://cdn.idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/statler_waldorf.jpg)

(http://sharetv.org/images/the_muppet_show/waldorf-char.jpg): Hey, Statler, did you hear about the Mass Effect 3 storyline getting leaked?

(http://sharetv.org/images/the_muppet_show/statler-char.jpg): With all those plot holes I'm surprised it didn't leak earlier!

(http://sharetv.org/images/the_muppet_show/waldorf-char.jpg)(http://sharetv.org/images/the_muppet_show/statler-char.jpg): AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(http://sharetv.org/images/the_muppet_show/statler-char.jpg): Say Waldorf, have you played that new Modern Warfare game?

(http://sharetv.org/images/the_muppet_show/waldorf-char.jpg): New? Why, I played it two years ago!

(http://sharetv.org/images/the_muppet_show/waldorf-char.jpg)(http://sharetv.org/images/the_muppet_show/statler-char.jpg): HO HO HO OH HO!

(http://chanarchive.org/content/2_v/117530504/1321847576576.jpg)

(http://sharetv.org/images/the_muppet_show/waldorf-char.jpg): Ouch. Ugh.

(http://sharetv.org/images/the_muppet_show/statler-char.jpg): What's wrong with you?

(http://sharetv.org/images/the_muppet_show/waldorf-char.jpg): It's either the leaked plot of Mass Effect 3 or the indigestion.

(http://sharetv.org/images/the_muppet_show/statler-char.jpg): Why?

(http://sharetv.org/images/the_muppet_show/waldorf-char.jpg): Because I hope it gets better after a while!

(http://sharetv.org/images/the_muppet_show/waldorf-char.jpg)(http://sharetv.org/images/the_muppet_show/statler-char.jpg): HEEEEYOOOOOO!

(http://sharetv.org/images/the_muppet_show/statler-char.jpg): Did you hear the only choices that matter are the ones Bioware wants?

(http://sharetv.org/images/the_muppet_show/waldorf-char.jpg): Well, it doesn't matter.

(http://sharetv.org/images/the_muppet_show/statler-char.jpg): Why?

(http://sharetv.org/images/the_muppet_show/waldorf-char.jpg): I already made the wrong choice by playing the second game!

(http://sharetv.org/images/the_muppet_show/waldorf-char.jpg)(http://sharetv.org/images/the_muppet_show/statler-char.jpg): JAJAJAJAJAJA!

(http://chanarchive.org/content/2_v/117530504/1321848007142.jpg)

"Here! Catch it!"

"Don't waste your time! Nothing can save the Mass Effect franchise!"


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: GhanBuriGhan on January 11, 2012, 07:26:04 am
 :approve:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on January 11, 2012, 05:20:33 pm
Writing anything but "D'ohohohoho!" for their laughter?

Terrible, just terrible.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: CandyStick on January 14, 2012, 07:31:44 pm
whoops, posted in wrong thread.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: jozi on January 15, 2012, 07:48:21 pm
Skip to 4:00:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWGepV3sTYI#t=4m (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWGepV3sTYI#t=4m)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on January 16, 2012, 04:05:42 am
Hahaha what the fuck!


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on January 17, 2012, 10:52:34 am
How the games industry sees water.



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Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on January 17, 2012, 10:58:58 am
LOL


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on January 17, 2012, 12:42:29 pm
Brilliant


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on January 17, 2012, 01:29:31 pm
"You can climb it."   :lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Volourn on January 17, 2012, 03:35:07 pm
L0LLIGAGZ!!! :lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on January 17, 2012, 03:38:52 pm
I'm pleased to see no watermarks on that image. Very pleased indeed.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on January 23, 2012, 10:49:46 am
(http://i.imgur.com/uUlKb.png)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on January 23, 2012, 10:55:10 am
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on January 23, 2012, 11:03:12 am
Haha! Does that actually happen though?

I've got a huge bug at the moment. The left weapon strikes at super slow motion. Nothing works (i.e. restarts etc). Only loading up a past save, but I don't want to do that. Haven't found any answers yet. =/


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on January 23, 2012, 01:16:05 pm
I never heard of that problem. I had a different problem, whenever I tried to switch weapons or save the game it crashed. In the end I took a two day break for Skyrim and then reloaded an old save (after first restoring my .ini files from their backup copies). Now I'm basically making a new hard save every 10-30 minutes.

Back to humor, did you guys take the tour in Calixto's House of Curiosities in Windhelm? The part where he described Ysgramor's Soup Spoon really made me laugh. :D

Splendid Skyrim house tours with your host, Calixto Corrium. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSUnI09pdOQ#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 23, 2012, 02:19:15 pm
It seems Skyrim is a champion of internet mocking and parodying
The Horker Scrolls: Skyrim (Skyrim Machinima) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REyROZ-K7EM#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on January 23, 2012, 02:24:44 pm
Probably because everyone played it and there's just so damn much to make fun of :D


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on January 24, 2012, 03:00:59 am
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2054373_460s.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on January 24, 2012, 04:49:32 am
The arrow obviously inflicted severe brain damage. :smug:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on January 24, 2012, 09:47:28 am
The arrow obviously inflicted severe brain damage. :smug:

:D


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on January 24, 2012, 11:43:14 am
The arrow obviously inflicted severe brain damage. :smug:

Haha!


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 30, 2012, 02:54:59 pm
(http://www.killmydaynow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Random-Funny-Photos-Part-170_24.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Oscar on January 30, 2012, 03:13:34 pm
:lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on January 30, 2012, 05:40:30 pm
Chilling...


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on January 31, 2012, 02:32:48 pm
Yes, it's another Skyrim one.  Careful with the non-combat skills, folks.


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Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on January 31, 2012, 03:13:22 pm
Enough Skyrim, how about some Dark Souls silliness?

I've been on a huge kick lately, only to have my Xbox suddenly stop wanting to read the disc and not wanting to let me install either. I may have to replace my Xbox and guilt my brother into chipping in since I switched boxes with him so he could have HDMI output.

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Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on February 16, 2012, 02:47:42 am
A couple of days ago RPS covered the (sort off) webcomic Prequel (link to RPS article (http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/02/13/lord-of-the-cringe-oblivions-prequel-adventure/); link to Prequel (http://www.prequeladventure.com/2011/03/prequel-begin/)) and having read through all the archives I can only second the recommendation.

The first half or so can get depressing at times, but in my opinion it's worth reading through already just for ASOTIL's first appearance. It's brilliant how all the bad stuff that happened to Katia slowly builds up to that moment.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on February 16, 2012, 07:04:12 am
Seen it, it's fucking great. Didn't really consider it RPG humor exactly, though I suppose that describes it pretty well.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: WorstUsernameEver on February 18, 2012, 04:07:21 am
Enough Skyrim, how about some Dark Souls silliness?

I've been on a huge kick lately, only to have my Xbox suddenly stop wanting to read the disc and not wanting to let me install either. I may have to replace my Xbox and guilt my brother into chipping in since I switched boxes with him so he could have HDMI output.

Armor and equipment in invasions never really mattered for me because no matter what I did I'd suddenly see that the invader was behind me and backstabbing me.  :neutral:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on February 18, 2012, 02:31:37 pm
Wait, have we posted this one?

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/215/509/i%20used%20to%20be%20an%20adventurer_bf4845_3000313.jpg?1323567666)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on February 18, 2012, 04:19:40 pm
Not humor, but an interesting comparison of graphics progress in games
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2756778_700b.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Priapist on February 19, 2012, 05:49:42 am
Looks like one of the GBA Castlevanias, they get a lot more lo-fi than that. To keep things fair, somone should do a side by side of how many original Fallout RPGs you'd get for the budget of Fallout 3.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: MaximillionMiles on February 19, 2012, 07:59:30 am
Looks like one of the GBA Castlevanias, they get a lot more lo-fi than that. To keep things fair, somone should do a side by side of how many original Fallout RPGs you'd get for the budget of Fallout 3.
That would be a real pain to find out though, because most game companies are tight-lipped about everything in their production, how much it cost, what did they do... It's a really paranoid industry if compared to others like the movie or music industry. However, apparently, game budgets nowdays are around 18-28 million dolllars according to what this guy said. (http://"http://www.planetxbox360.com/article_9268/Game_Development_Budget_Somewhere_Around_25_Million")

Now let's estimate some salaries: (probably horribly wrong)
7 programmers                          each earning 8 000 a month
6 artists                                     each earning 6 000 a month 
6 designers                                 each earning 6 000 a month 

1 producers                                     earning 10 000 a month
3 producer assistants                 each earning 6 000 a month

2 lead programmers/designers   each earning 10 000 a month         
3 lead artists                              each earning 10 000 a month
1 lead designer                                    earning 8 000 a month

(I didn't count any of the "addtional programming" or "additional design")

A total of 214 000 dollars a month. A year of development would cost around 2.5 million dollars. Fallout probably spent around a year and a half in the making, so... Around 3.85 million as a budget. Make that 4 million if you count music and sound, marketing, etc...

So, if fallout 3 had the average triple-A production cost (around 23 million) you could fit around 5 original fallouts inside the cost of fallout 3 and almost have room for one more. :neutral:

All of this is grossly distorted and probably very far from the truth, but still shows that even a game with twice the cost of my estimate is still much less than the average triple A budget.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2012, 08:03:08 am
7 programmers                          each earning 8 000 a month

What country/region is that? I may consider moving =)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: MaximillionMiles on February 19, 2012, 08:28:03 am
7 programmers                          each earning 8 000 a month

What country/region is that? I may consider moving =)

According to game career guide (fall, 2008) average salary for a programmer in the industry with three years or less of experience is 60 000 dollars a year (5 000 dollars a month) and average across all years of experience is 83 000 a year (almost 7 000 a month) in the US. I may have estimated a little high, but that is not counting medical insurance, additional compensation (apparently 78% of programmers receive additional compensation, probably from bonuses once a game is shipped, considering the industry's allergy of paid overtime).


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on February 20, 2012, 04:16:04 am
Plus, free cookies and ping-pong at the office  :P


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: hilf on February 21, 2012, 05:42:42 am
And what about testers? Are they working for free like Vahha? <:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on February 21, 2012, 06:23:14 am
Humble indie enthusiasmTM adds to our karma.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: MaximillionMiles on February 21, 2012, 11:03:30 am
And what about testers? Are they working for free like Vahha? <:

Ack!  :huh: I skipped the QA credits of fallout! If you add lead testers, PC testers, Mac testers and so on, I guess you can easily put in another 1.5 Million or so, if they're full time testers. And as I figured out, Fallout also had a sound team, which adds another cost, and voice acting cost, and...  :(

Yeah, my initial analysis is way off the mark. :panic: Probably 6-7 million is a closer estimate to the first fallout's budget cost. Still way less than the average triple A game today, but you can only fit around 3 and a half fallouts inside Fallout 3.

Plus, free cookies and ping-pong at the office  :P

Oh yeah, I forgot about those. Add another 2 million dollars or so  :P  Developers need their cookies, dammit!


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Лигњослав on February 21, 2012, 02:38:35 pm
This RPG came from future so we don't have to wait for passionate developers to finally polish the best rpg they are clearly going for:

http://progressquest.com/play/ (http://progressquest.com/play/)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on February 21, 2012, 05:04:06 pm
I think I figured out why they called it Progress and why the logo has loading bar swords on it.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on February 21, 2012, 06:00:22 pm
The purest Munchkin gameplay. If only it were also MMO...


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on February 21, 2012, 06:09:49 pm
That's actually pretty cool to leave running in the background. We should all roll characters.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: CandyStick on February 22, 2012, 12:34:52 am
 :lol: Apperantly some night club in Malaysia copy/pasted Skyrim's logo as their own, pics here: http://imgur.com/a/eYore (http://imgur.com/a/eYore)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Лигњослав on February 22, 2012, 03:26:16 am
That's actually pretty cool to leave running in the background. We should all roll characters.
I'll just say that I have reached act 2 and that I am level 7... BTW my race is Double wookiee :)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on February 22, 2012, 01:10:09 pm
(http://i28.fastpic.ru/big/2012/0222/5a/44f2b6fff71f6b31b39494ab7b73fe5a.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on February 22, 2012, 01:20:17 pm
bwahahaha


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on February 22, 2012, 01:21:22 pm
It's funny because it's true. :D


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on February 22, 2012, 02:04:28 pm
Don't forget a thousand potions you never use. And scrolls.

Just in case!


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on February 23, 2012, 01:07:05 am
And so he begins the long trek to town to sell his heaviest items first, then fast travel to every other city because no merchant carries more than 750 gold unless you're, like, really good at trading shit.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: CandyStick on February 23, 2012, 01:28:03 am
Don't forget a thousand potions you never use. And scrolls.

Just in case!

Do you guys still do this? I used to when I first started playing rpg's, but in last few years I force my self to sell/use stuff asap, and it actually makes the games more fun.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on February 23, 2012, 01:53:51 am
Yeah I still do it. Can't help it.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on February 23, 2012, 03:39:20 am
Don't forget a thousand potions you never use. And scrolls.

Just in case!

Do you guys still do this? I used to when I first started playing rpg's, but in last few years I force my self to sell/use stuff asap, and it actually makes the games more fun.

I do to some extent. Not scrolls, I've never like those and always prefered to just sell them. But I do have ait of a tendency to stock potions, though I more and more lean towards keeping those that restore health and mana but selling everything else.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: bmfof on February 24, 2012, 12:36:06 pm
From last weekend's GW2 press beta event:

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2821038_700b.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on February 24, 2012, 12:39:48 pm
Ahaha!


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on February 24, 2012, 01:39:58 pm
Awesome.

By the way, anyone else get their invitations to the GW2 beta?  I'm hoping I get in, I just had surgery and will be conveniently laid-up for a while.  Feels like I've got the best excuse ever for slacking off and putting in some game time :D


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: bmfof on February 24, 2012, 05:34:17 pm
They're already sending out invitations?

Hope you mean varifications on the sign up thing, otherwise colour me jelous. :mad:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: bmfof on February 26, 2012, 04:04:01 pm
In regards to DLC these days:

(http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/3291/heheq.png)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on February 28, 2012, 08:01:39 am
NSFW
find what' inconsistent in this one :)
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2012, 08:23:45 am
NSFW
find what' inconsistent in this one :)

With that kind of helmet, she should be playing AoD.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Fryjar on February 28, 2012, 10:10:46 am
NSFW
find what' inconsistent in this one :)

They are not in the kitchen.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on February 28, 2012, 03:16:36 pm
They are not in the kitchen.

This day, sir, an Internet is awarded to you.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on February 28, 2012, 04:35:14 pm
What's missing? The wrong helmet type?


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on February 28, 2012, 04:40:35 pm
Couldn't see it either.


On another note, am I allowed to link to my own lame attempts at humor (http://garethfouche.com/sexy-futuristic-sexy-times) here? ;) :P


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on February 28, 2012, 04:44:54 pm
Shame on the sexists.

Yep, Nick and Ano guessed right, the helmet is one from Oblivion, not from Skyrim :)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: GC13 on February 28, 2012, 08:44:57 pm
Yep, Nick and Ano guessed right, the helmet is one from Oblivion, not from Skyrim :)
And I was sure it was that their speakers weren't set up to do surround sound properly...  Darn.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on February 29, 2012, 01:28:29 am
Shame on the sexists.

Sexist jokes are funny, shame on your sense of humor.

Couldn't see it either.


On another note, am I allowed to link to my own lame attempts at humor (http://garethfouche.com/sexy-futuristic-sexy-times) here? ;) :P

Strangely enough I can actually see the sci-fi story/idea potential of the concept of making love to an ancient omnicidal machine in some sense of the words, but at the same time I can see Bioware taking such an abstract high concept and dumbing it down so much that Shepard comments on the Reaper's nice ass and puts his cyberdick into its USB port while cheesy music plays in the background.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: 34s Cell on February 29, 2012, 02:31:15 am
I don't know what the ending is, but from what I've heard it's not quite what you're expecting.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on February 29, 2012, 02:36:06 am
Fingers crossed for romanceable reaper companion then. :D


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on February 29, 2012, 07:01:37 am
The ending I'm expecting is a shitty one. A deus ex machina pulled out of their ass with no input from prior decisions at all. Speaking of which...

[attachment deleted by admin]


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: GC13 on February 29, 2012, 08:16:10 am
^But don't worry, all of the choices in the series will finally matter for real in the epilogue DLC!


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on February 29, 2012, 10:49:10 am
Quote
Shepard comments on the Reaper's nice ass and puts his cyberdick into its USB port



Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on February 29, 2012, 04:07:48 pm
Yeah, cyberdick, I said it. Most of his body burned up on re-entry. They had to build him a new one, probably detachable and replacable so he could bang Tali with a monstrous thorny Krogan dick.

This is where my brain goes. I stopped being scared by it a long time ago.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on March 02, 2012, 11:02:58 pm
I know its not RPG, but it's Tolkien FFS.

[attachment deleted by admin]


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on March 04, 2012, 02:05:06 am
Cracked: If real life worked like role playing games (http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_204_if-real-life-worked-like-role-playing-game/?view=article)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 04, 2012, 09:17:11 am
 :approve:
(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/6/5/5/59655_slide.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 04, 2012, 10:11:55 am
Not an RPG, still applicable to many RPGs
(http://i38.tinypic.com/2096aop.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on March 05, 2012, 12:20:23 pm
I bet Gabe actually does that.




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Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on March 09, 2012, 05:45:34 am
I understand this is really, really..... really old, but i just found it a few minutes ago and almost spit soda on my computer, so here:

                                                                                                 The Gazebo
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on March 09, 2012, 07:05:54 am
Hah! 


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Hector on March 09, 2012, 11:10:01 am
That story never gets old...


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: GhanBuriGhan on March 09, 2012, 11:20:40 am
New to me  :lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: suibhne on March 09, 2012, 02:21:20 pm
Seems as good a time to link to Order of the Stick:
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0001.html (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0001.html)

I know quite a few of you already read it, but it deserves a plug. It's easily one of my favorite webcomics, and it succeeds at melding genuinely emotional storytelling - including some pretty mature, affecting narrative turns - with constant, clever, sometimes laugh-out-loud RPG comedy. The early strips are decent, but it really comes into its own after the party gets out of the first dungeon. Now it's a goddamn epic crossed with parlor comedy, and the mix works really well.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 10, 2012, 05:24:34 am
 :approve: Order of the Stick

Hehe, this also happens in Age Of Decadence if you are playing a fighter/crafter
(http://corpseruncomics.com/comics/2011-12-08-amd_corpse_run_11_12_08.png)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: 34s Cell on March 10, 2012, 11:45:30 pm
Actually in AoD you'd exclaim "awesome! steel!" and then melt it down into ingots.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on March 11, 2012, 04:13:45 am
This actually has happened to me in AoD. I got a Masterwork Iron Praetorian armor, but I was wearing Hardened and Lightened Steel Imperial armor.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: MaximillionMiles on March 11, 2012, 09:28:49 am
Keep in mind though that the demo is being lenient on crafting for testing purposes. In the finished game you will have to look for the crafting techniques instead of starting with most of them, which might make these gifts a bit more valuable. :)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on March 11, 2012, 09:35:59 am
I HATE it when that happens. And it shouldn't happen, not in a TES game at least where the player should be reasonably expected to already own good gear.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 11, 2012, 09:51:13 am
You can always sell stuff. I accumulated >2000 GP in Teron.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Villfarelse on March 11, 2012, 10:45:31 am
Nerf crafters?


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 11, 2012, 11:14:29 am
ITS did nerf crafters very noticeably, and in the demo crafting is considerably more available than it's going to be in the full game.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on March 13, 2012, 08:29:00 am
Check out the Kickstarter video for wasteland 2.





http://kck.st/yDcMry




Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on March 23, 2012, 04:48:56 am
Not RPG related, but the only picture thread I know of:

(http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20120323/acid_picdump_05.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on March 23, 2012, 05:18:44 am
:D


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 26, 2012, 02:58:38 pm
Seems as good a time to link to Order of the Stick:
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0001.html (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0001.html)
20 days later: I've reached scene 500  :approve:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 01, 2012, 01:51:25 am
Thanks to andariel
http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-graphs-im-never-happy-when-its-over.png (http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-graphs-im-never-happy-when-its-over.png)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 04, 2012, 01:56:37 am
90s game disc cover design
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on April 04, 2012, 03:27:54 am
:lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: GhanBuriGhan on April 04, 2012, 04:15:35 am
The Skyrim one is awesome!  :lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: suibhne on April 04, 2012, 05:39:53 am
They're all awesome. :lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on April 04, 2012, 07:15:53 pm
Yeah, some of those were remarkably well done.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 06, 2012, 03:19:18 am
What an amazing idea
(http://apikabu.ru/img_n/2012-04_2/6o4.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on April 06, 2012, 05:55:30 am
I've finally found the secret to success:

Alchohol+Simple Competitive Games(SCG)+1 Dollar Fee= success!


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 07, 2012, 01:30:41 pm
 :lol:
How I Play Skyrim (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALbQQzePzt4#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Oscar on April 07, 2012, 02:09:01 pm
:lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on April 07, 2012, 03:48:12 pm
That was brilliant.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on April 09, 2012, 03:21:12 pm
Gordon wouldn't work so well in Mass Effect:

[attachment deleted by admin]


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on April 09, 2012, 08:36:16 pm
Cracked had a damn good Photoplasty this week. I laughed my ass off at most of them.

#1 was quite the surprise.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 14, 2012, 11:16:21 am
Vault boy heroes
(http://i.imgur.com/bF6x6.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on April 14, 2012, 11:23:35 am
Pretty cool.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: EleventhHour on April 16, 2012, 11:32:17 am
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/f/f8/Jc_demotivator.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on April 16, 2012, 02:39:52 pm
A bomb!


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: EleventhHour on April 17, 2012, 11:56:44 am
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/d/dd/A-bong.png)

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/thumb/0/07/DeusEX_GotY.jpg/800px-DeusEX_GotY.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 17, 2012, 12:34:09 pm
Nor an RPG, but fun
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/north-korea-vs-south-korea.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on April 17, 2012, 03:49:35 pm
H.P. Lovecraft answers your relationship questions. (http://bygonebureau.com/2012/04/04/h-p-lovecraft-answers-your-relationship-questions/)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on April 17, 2012, 03:59:23 pm
H.P. Lovecraft answers your relationship questions. (http://bygonebureau.com/2012/04/04/h-p-lovecraft-answers-your-relationship-questions/)

 :lol:

Make sure you have your dictionary ready!


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on April 17, 2012, 05:13:00 pm
H.P. Lovecraft answers your relationship questions. (http://bygonebureau.com/2012/04/04/h-p-lovecraft-answers-your-relationship-questions/)

Not enough gross racism for HPL.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: EleventhHour on April 17, 2012, 09:13:34 pm
H.P. Lovecraft answers your relationship questions. (http://bygonebureau.com/2012/04/04/h-p-lovecraft-answers-your-relationship-questions/)

Not enough gross racism for HPL.
HPL's racism sneaks up behind you like a surprise, instead of being pervasive.

For a minute, you are reading neutral writing with no excess in expression.

Suddenly, HPL introduces an "Arab with a loathsome fat African lips" for no reason.

However, his stories are surprising revelation of the times. Who knew New York in the 1900s was so cosmopolitan that the sight of Kurds, Arabs, Turks, Swedes, West Africans, and other groups was taken for granted? It stands in stark contrast to the countryside Lovecraft describes, whose culture and demography hadn't changed for over a century - Yankee accents still spoken and all.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on April 17, 2012, 09:28:55 pm
They were all imported by Lovecraft specifically so he could be racist towards them.

Also to continue the Deus Ex trend:

Deus Ex - Jay-Z is an asshole (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmQpXpeiPFo#ws)

Deus Ex - Jay-Z is an asshole 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoREOpany_Q#ws)

Deus Ex - Jay-Z handles a domestic disturbance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfxMjAkFW0k#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Mindless on April 18, 2012, 04:29:42 pm
Must See! Strange that no one has done this before  :\

Skyrim : 2012 Part One (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEMD28MMtNg#ws)

P.S. There are three parts of video


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 22, 2012, 03:41:46 am
Pump your stealth  :lol:
(http://apikabu.ru/img_n/2012-04_5/m84.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: MaximillionMiles on April 23, 2012, 11:14:25 am
Pump your stealth  :lol:
-image-

"What? But that sniper is not really all that well camouflaged..."
*looks closer*
 Oh shit!

 :lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 25, 2012, 11:08:11 am
(http://apikabu.ru/img_n/2012-04_5/2a8.jpg)

(http://www.yaplakal.com/uploads/previews/post-3-13353445635573.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on April 26, 2012, 03:26:13 am
And most of it is probably metal ... :D


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: MaximillionMiles on April 26, 2012, 07:47:21 am
He took a shield out of his pocket...  :lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 28, 2012, 08:38:00 am
Skyrim Badass (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SEuoEJkODE#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 29, 2012, 07:53:38 am
(http://apikabu.ru/img_n/2012-04_6/k0n.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 30, 2012, 04:17:23 am
Are you fucking kidding me??
(http://s019.radikal.ru/i628/1204/a2/41ac864c5cde.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on April 30, 2012, 07:23:07 am
That last one is priceless. :lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on May 04, 2012, 10:04:15 am
Sorta related to RPGs ;)

(http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/i-jbBQTJT/0/L/i-jbBQTJT-X2.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on May 14, 2012, 06:13:50 pm
Another glass one:

[attachment deleted by admin]


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 15, 2012, 03:18:22 am
(http://i4.imageban.ru/out/2012/05/15/1e008808e9fb7a14498b4f996be009bf.gif)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on May 15, 2012, 03:04:08 pm
Needs to suddenly freeze at the end with an "error 37" message displayed in the middle.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 16, 2012, 05:51:18 am
Mhm
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on May 16, 2012, 05:54:34 am
I saw that last one in the RPS post. some of the comments were quite funny as well.

"I've seen prostituse wear more clothing than that."
"That's because most prostitutes aren't concerned about their armor rating." :smug:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on May 16, 2012, 03:59:22 pm
THE MORROWIND EXPERIENCE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzLTQzmZBCc#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: EleventhHour on May 16, 2012, 09:42:40 pm
THE MORROWIND EXPERIENCE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzLTQzmZBCc#ws)
Very accurate.

My own new player mistakes include thinking I could take a Telvanni Wizard one on one and still survive as a low level character.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on May 16, 2012, 10:21:07 pm
Lol.

But...was anyone else watching that and thinking "God, Morrowind was cool."

I hadn't had such an engrossing feeling of visiting a unique, alien world before, nor have I since.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on May 17, 2012, 12:22:00 am
That's the main reason people disliked Oblivion so much, and why many feel that Skyrim also missed the mark. What made Morrowind unique was the world that it presented, one with lots of moral grayness and a clashing of multiple religions and ideologies. By comparison the newer games feel disappointingly vanilla.

Ah, but we've covered all this, haven't we? No Kyne or Orkey, only Kynareth and Arkay, with orcs that call their own Mauloch by his Imperial name.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on May 17, 2012, 02:44:44 am
That was a fun watch.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on May 17, 2012, 03:18:23 am
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Ah, but we've covered all this, haven't we?

I know, I know. But that video made me feel it all over again.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on May 17, 2012, 11:00:03 am
Lol.

But...was anyone else watching that and thinking "God, Morrowind was cool."

I hadn't had such an engrossing feeling of visiting a unique, alien world before, nor have I since.

Same here. I didn't give that game 3000 hours of my life for nothing.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on May 17, 2012, 12:49:17 pm
I loved Morrowind so much I played through it with about a dozen characters.

On my Xbox.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on May 17, 2012, 02:02:41 pm
Lol.

But...was anyone else watching that and thinking "God, Morrowind was cool."

I hadn't had such an engrossing feeling of visiting a unique, alien world before, nor have I since.

Same here. I didn't give that game 3000 hours of my life for nothing.

Holy shit! I thought my few hundred hours (probably 200) was too much!

I loved Morrowind so much I played through it with about a dozen characters.

On my Xbox.

Holy shit. On the xbox, a true Morrowfan!


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: EleventhHour on May 17, 2012, 11:27:39 pm
That's the main reason people disliked Oblivion so much, and why many feel that Skyrim also missed the mark. What made Morrowind unique was the world that it presented, one with lots of moral grayness and a clashing of multiple religions and ideologies. By comparison the newer games feel disappointingly vanilla.

Ah, but we've covered all this, haven't we? No Kyne or Orkey, only Kynareth and Arkay, with orcs that call their own Mauloch by his Imperial name.
I never understood the "Imperialisation" of orcs myself. They even began to see their own culture through Imperial lenses. But that was a trend started by Morrowind itself, so it's fair that orcs in Oblivion and Skyrim were even more Imperialised. In Daggerfall, Orsimer were a closed culture with their own language and their own secluded community in Orsinium. By Morrowind, they were closely associated with the Empire, being often Legion members.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on May 17, 2012, 11:42:59 pm
Probably because the Cyrodiils said "sure, you're citizens, whatever, just join the army and try not to be an asshole" whereas the Redguards and Bretons were more likely to raid the only home they've ever known and slaughter them indiscriminately.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 18, 2012, 12:38:20 pm
IF DIABLO 3 WERE A GIRL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I43GUnZN_s4#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on May 20, 2012, 04:17:27 am
Ahahaahahaha!   :lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 21, 2012, 01:56:55 pm
(http://i37.fastpic.ru/big/2012/0521/9f/054dd313f288510e0b84ead6f417a89f.jpg)
(http://www.memearmy.com/img/true-story.png)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on May 21, 2012, 01:58:17 pm
"Atmosphere appropriate for a game called Diablo"

I didn't see any Mexicans in Diablo 2.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Spyros on May 22, 2012, 05:51:11 am
"Atmosphere appropriate for a game called Diablo"

I didn't see any Mexicans in Diablo 2.
That's for the DLC, silly.

And the dialogue is retarded. "Angels" fighting like in an anime? The fight between good and evil being nothing more than two gangs of high-level fighter-mages hitting on each other?


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on May 22, 2012, 06:17:07 am
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The fight between good and evil being nothing more than two gangs of high-level fighter-mages hitting on each other?

You're quibbling bro, that's the Diablo lore since D1. They've been essentially 2 armies of high level fighter mages battling it out across eternity forever, the demons just never made it all the way to the Crystal Arch before. The human world, Sanctuary, is an artificial island created as a place for some of the angels and demons to go as a respite from the conflict.

The writing in D3 wasn't great by any stretch, but it seems like you're wanting Diablo to be something that it never was here.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Spyros on May 22, 2012, 07:22:15 am
The writing in D3 wasn't great by any stretch, but it seems like you're wanting Diablo to be something that it never was here.
Pretty much what a friend told me.

My problem with how they handled the story is that they didn't have to show, for example, Tyrael fighting with Imperius. They chose to do it (the cinematic alone must have cost a lot), and to do it that way. Before, you were a mere mortal in a world full of mystery, in a war spanning a period of time that is beyond your grasp. That had value: I enjoyed discovering the secrets of the world bit by bit, it provided a good part of my motivation to play the game. Now we're shown what goes on behind the curtain, how angels and demon think, a revelation that could have served as a grand finale. But instead, we get to see it a the end of act one, and it's just two dudes bickering in a rather undignified manner, considering the aura they had up to that point. Everything that had some magic to it seemed more common from that point on, and the game lost that part of magic from actively telling the story.

The sense of mystery of a setting could be seen as a sort of credit, there to be spent in revelations to the player, trying to get the biggest enjoyment out of a given amount. I'm saying they spent it all early in D3 and got very little amount of fun out of it for the player (actually, it was "negative" in my case).

"Do you understand?" ;-)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on May 22, 2012, 08:05:27 am
Ah, that I agree with.

Look, I enjoyed D3 a lot. I found the gameplay a lot of fun.

But.

They fucked up the lore and tone, badly. It was almost completely off. High fantasy instead of dark gothic.

(click to show/hide)

So yeah, I'm not unreservedly defending D3. You do have to be able to ignore this shit and just enjoy the clickety-click. I did it by just accepting that it's a different game and pretending the lore ended in D2. It's a high fantasy hack 'n slash. Kinda like how, in my mind, the TES lore ended at Morrowind. :P



Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on May 22, 2012, 04:55:14 pm
So I was sorta right about tone then, and not just by being a graphics whore. Hmm.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on May 23, 2012, 02:49:59 am
Yes. Another thing that fucked the tone.

(Minor spoiler about what locations Act 3 & 4 are)

(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on May 23, 2012, 04:14:42 pm
That's the difference I was talking about right there then. It's not that Leoric was brilliantly written before, he just didn't tell you his evil plan in great detail. Flavor, damn it.

EDIT:

(http://chainsawsuit.com/comics/20120521.png)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on May 24, 2012, 04:05:40 am
That's pretty much it.  :lol:

Sigh.

Anyway, slight change of topic. Bioware fans.  :lol:

(Sorry about the size, open the image in a new tab, easier to read)

(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/1452/dpkcs.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on May 24, 2012, 04:52:56 am
Man, that's an old one. There were a ton of things like this when ME2 came out.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on May 24, 2012, 04:58:30 am
We can't all have our fingers on the pulse of the Bioware fanfic community like you do, Greg. ;)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on May 24, 2012, 05:00:51 am
/v/ actually. And just you wait, my epic Tali/Legion/Blasto the Hanar SPECTRE three-way slash fic is already cresting on the horizon. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll question your sanity even more than my own. "We have reached consensus. Blasto-Commander shall draw us, like one of his French girls."


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on May 25, 2012, 06:17:16 am
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You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll question your sanity even more than my own. "We have reached consensus. Blasto-Commander shall draw us, like one of his French girls."

I came. ;)


(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4273489_460s.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 27, 2012, 10:06:23 am
Skyrim
(http://i.imgur.com/q6Ngt.gif)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on May 27, 2012, 11:08:05 am
Not quite in the knee, but close enough. :D


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on May 28, 2012, 02:12:20 pm
Old but good.

"The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord"

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html (http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 30, 2012, 12:48:26 am
Meanwhile, @ Blizzard headquarters
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on May 30, 2012, 12:54:27 am
Pretty cool. :) Unfortunately the offices I'll be working in are dull. I want a huge fuarkin statue next to me dammit.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: WorstUsernameEver on May 30, 2012, 01:01:58 am
I'd feel genuinely embarrassed working next to a life-sized statue of a scantily-clad elf.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on May 30, 2012, 01:07:51 am
I'd demand she be replaced with Kerrigan, personally.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: ktistay on May 31, 2012, 04:13:41 pm
Old but good.

"The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord"

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html (http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html)
Quote
99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.
Genius.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 01, 2012, 11:59:41 am
(http://apikabu.ru/img_n/2012-06_1/cy8.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on June 01, 2012, 03:33:38 pm
Nice.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: suibhne on June 01, 2012, 04:15:51 pm
Hey, necessity is the mother of invention. That game won't play itself!

But...an ironing board? Dude, have some self-respect.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on June 01, 2012, 07:35:38 pm
Yeah, clearly it's the girl who should be using the ironing board, since it's all she's supposed to use anyway :smug:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on June 03, 2012, 03:01:34 pm
Dungeons & Dragons & Bitches on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/39114507)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on June 03, 2012, 04:09:18 pm
SMBC Theater - Existential Crisis and Dragons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=137Ei0C3Vdg#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 03, 2012, 11:18:29 pm
...
The clash of subcultures, the clash of intellectual development and regress.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on June 04, 2012, 01:04:55 am
Dungeons and dragons is intellectual development? :P


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 04, 2012, 01:10:19 am
Comparing to gangsta hiphop yo.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on June 04, 2012, 01:12:19 am
Nah I think you say that because you like and play D&D. For the record, I hate hip hop and it's the only thing that they play on the 2 major radio stations here.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: WorstUsernameEver on June 04, 2012, 01:15:58 am
They both promote sexism, but at least hip hop is open about it.  :smug:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 04, 2012, 01:57:53 am
Trololo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misogyny_in_hip_hop_culture (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misogyny_in_hip_hop_culture)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on June 04, 2012, 02:06:15 am
They both promote sexism, but at least hip hop is open about it.  :smug:

I've never read anything in the PHB to the tune of "bitches get -4 STR and -2 INT."


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on June 04, 2012, 02:25:57 am
Trololo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misogyny_in_hip_hop_culture (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misogyny_in_hip_hop_culture)

All true, although the girls/ladies/women here all seem to love hip hop. They don't really care about the misogynistic lyrics, strangely enough.

They both promote sexism, but at least hip hop is open about it.  :smug:

I've never read anything in the PHB to the tune of "bitches get -4 STR and -2 INT."

But shouldn't they? :o


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 04, 2012, 02:30:52 am

But shouldn't they? :o
Come on. One of my exes got a PhD when she was 24, and she's a bodybuilder now :D
A goth/bodybuilder/Internet media specialist/lecturer/artist multiclass, hehe.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: MaximillionMiles on June 04, 2012, 08:55:14 am
Not all Hip Hop or Rap is mysoginistic, although unfortunately a big and popular part of it is.  :neutral: As with most music genres (or indeed most forms of art) quality varies a lot, and what is popular isn't always the best of the genre. Here's a more peculiar example. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dRgYd5Mxs0#)
WARNING: quite depressing.

-snip-

All true, although the girls/ladies/women here all seem to love hip hop. They don't really care about the misogynistic lyrics, strangely enough.

Chris Rock gives his opinion on this (among other things). (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcqJDDhoUlc#)
WARNING: quite funny.

-snip-

Come on. One of my exes got a PhD when she was 24, and she's a bodybuilder now :D
A goth/bodybuilder/Internet media specialist/lecturer/artist multiclass, hehe.

Whoa, that's quite the odd multiclass. PhD at 24, huh... Hey, I'm 24 as well!
*examines own life*
I'M GETTING TOO OLD! I'VE WASTED MY LIFE!  :panic:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on June 04, 2012, 09:15:31 am
That Chris Rock video was quite funny :D


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: WorstUsernameEver on June 04, 2012, 10:26:33 am
I guess I'll ruin a perfectly good joke and say that "sexist" is probably more appropriate than outright misogynistic for D&D and the role-playing community at large. And yeah, I'm aware that not all hip hop lyrics contain misogyny and that there are talented artists in the genre, but those are generally the exception. Now, back to Morrowind RPG jokes.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Spyros on June 04, 2012, 04:07:20 pm
One of my exes got a PhD when she was 24, and she's a bodybuilder now :D
A goth/bodybuilder/Internet media specialist/lecturer/artist multiclass, hehe.

With actual girl abs? Posturer.

PhD at 24, huh... Hey, I'm 24 as well!
*examines own life*
I'M GETTING TOO OLD! I'VE WASTED MY LIFE!  :panic:

The normal age is 23. Also, I recommend a blend of workaholism and alcoholism.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: 陈瑞思 on June 04, 2012, 06:57:32 pm
The normal age is 23. Also, I recommend a blend of workaholism and alcoholism.
In what country do you think this is true?  It certainly isn't for American institutions.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on June 04, 2012, 08:23:13 pm
Probably some country with PhDs that the United States doesn't recognize because they're not as rigorous.

Or he's just joking around and realizes that a PhD is a 8-12 year degree at least.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 04, 2012, 11:35:58 pm
She was studying on an MA to PhD program in Germany. Anyway, let's clean the offtopic.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on June 05, 2012, 01:26:07 am
Sure.

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Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Spyros on June 05, 2012, 01:41:39 pm
That was a brain fart on my part. Here in Belgium, the usual path is 3 years for a bachelor's degree, 2 more for a master's and 3 years (or more for those who like being exploited) for a doctorate. So Max, enjoy your two more years of life before you become uneducated rabble.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on June 06, 2012, 10:20:31 am
Do we have to stick to RPGs, or will general gaming do?

(http://i.imgur.com/mpVRK.gif)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on June 06, 2012, 11:23:22 am
At least gamers will be more physically fit.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on June 06, 2012, 02:44:08 pm
I'll keep my disgruntled neckbeard hat off right now for the sake of not derailing the thread, but E3 sucked again this year. Only good showing, I think, was Ubisoft.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 08, 2012, 02:23:00 pm
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4408629_700b.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Oscar on June 08, 2012, 03:05:55 pm
:lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on June 08, 2012, 03:14:33 pm
There's no "like" button, so in its place :  :lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: WorstUsernameEver on June 08, 2012, 03:31:54 pm
Such a dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb joke.



.... yeah, I laughed.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on June 13, 2012, 11:07:39 am
The Adventures of Lil Cthulhu (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOHJUrcVdJk#)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on June 13, 2012, 12:06:54 pm
Hmm, I've always pronounced Cthulhu in the way you would pronounce the "ch" of "chicken".


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 13, 2012, 12:59:42 pm
and in Russian it's always Ktoolkhoo. A superb kawaii video, btw  :approve:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on June 13, 2012, 02:11:23 pm
Hmm, I've always pronounced Cthulhu in the way you would pronounce the "ch" of "chicken".

According to Lovecraft the word "Cthulhu" was simply a sound that man's ill-equipped brain made to give a name to the being that drives him mad, and can really only be closely approximated by pressing your tongue against the roof of your mouth and roughly barking "K'LOO'LOO" anyway.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on June 15, 2012, 12:58:15 pm
Deus Ex 3 - Takedowns Are Complicated (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPvAe86KyWg#)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Niektory on June 15, 2012, 01:46:56 pm
That reminds me (recorded by me):
wallhax! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUj_6RFAG2U#)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: bmfof on June 17, 2012, 06:39:08 pm
Deus Ex is so last year. Here's a fix of D3 (also, spoilers):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcJ_XT3oWtY&feature=player_embedded


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on June 17, 2012, 08:55:17 pm
:D


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: MaximillionMiles on June 17, 2012, 08:55:46 pm
Deus Ex is so last year. Here's a fix of D3 (also, spoilers):

Ok, that was hilarious.  :lol:

"You will never do X"
Does X

"You may have done X, but you will never do Y"
Does Y

"You may have done Y but meanwhile I ambushed you with my Z"
Kills Z
...

You almost feel sorry for the poor demon. Trying its best to save face and look tough while loosing again and again until he looks like a bumbling moron. It's a common problem in videogames (and Saturday morning cartoons). By their nature the heroes get successive small victories over the villains time and time again, because the villains winning would imply the end of the game/show. So the heroes win constantly, suffer only minor setbacks and the villains feel weaker and dumber with every boss/monster of the week defeated. There isn't a villain that can look menacing after losing time and time again.   :neutral:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: suibhne on June 17, 2012, 08:59:15 pm
Pretty much a pitch-perfect rendition of Act III.

D3 has merits, fine, but the writing is so, so, so painfully stupid. I don't feel bad for the demon - I feel bad for Blizzard.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on June 17, 2012, 11:42:30 pm
In the spirit of the DX:HR posts...

Adam Jensen Walks Into a Bar... | A Deus Ex: Human Revolution Montage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A6eeeq_2TE#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on June 18, 2012, 06:52:58 am
 :lol:

And that D3 video perfectly captures Act 3. I was flabbergasted with how shit that was.

(http://i.imgur.com/heJWA.png)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on June 18, 2012, 07:24:31 am
Deus Ex is so last year. Here's a fix of D3 (also, spoilers):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcJ_XT3oWtY&feature=player_embedded

Wow, so corny.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on June 18, 2012, 11:31:08 pm
Quote
In the spirit of the DX:HR posts...

*squee*


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Priapist on June 19, 2012, 08:06:54 am
That was pretty sweet. Nice mix of Stayin' Alive too. Makes me think of the bar scene in Flying High.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on June 19, 2012, 11:15:54 am
It was, very awesome.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 21, 2012, 02:03:53 am
The Witcher  :D
(http://sci-ence.org/comics/2011-05-25-witcher.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on June 21, 2012, 02:18:41 am
The Witcher's face in the second frame. :lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on June 27, 2012, 03:39:21 pm
Kinda related to RPGs ;)

The Onion - Internet Scam Alert: Most "Kickstarter" Projects Just Useless Crap (http://www.theonion.com/video/internet-scam-alert-most-kickstarter-projects-just,28655/)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Aptus on July 07, 2012, 04:55:50 am
RTS begins with the same letter as RPG so bear with me :p I almost choked laughing at these.

The SC2 Reporter: Protoss (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytA9cA2b0K4#ws)

The SC2 Reporter: Zerg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJai8JPsNX4#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: suibhne on July 07, 2012, 03:19:02 pm
"Carrier has derived", lol.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on July 08, 2012, 02:20:51 pm
I suspect these would be funnier if I had played Starcraft.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: xantrius on July 08, 2012, 03:06:40 pm
That Human revolution montage with staying alive really cracked me up ...

Starcraft 2: Adopt a Baneling (SC2 Machinima) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsRc4cDvdRw#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on July 10, 2012, 03:48:07 pm
fuckdashitup
(http://apikabu.ru/img_n/2012-07_2/3l5.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: AbounI on July 11, 2012, 06:41:39 am
(http://download.gameblog.fr/images/gameblag/accf35e9ba4d0735eedaa8178a5b40eb05027f5f.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on July 11, 2012, 09:53:52 am
That makes me want to drink a glass of mana. :D


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Aptus on July 11, 2012, 04:31:15 pm
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6j07uAk5Y1qgevfco1_500.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on July 16, 2012, 12:40:10 pm
Dude 1: Man, this is great: 450 hp, sleek design, sleek interior, this is going to be my new car.
Dude 2: Cars have hit points?


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on July 16, 2012, 01:03:16 pm
lol


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on July 16, 2012, 03:31:48 pm
The funniest thing about that joke is that after reading the first line I reacted exactly like Dude 2.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Arhac on July 17, 2012, 06:14:34 am
NSFW!

(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: jozi on July 17, 2012, 07:02:32 am
An adventure in buggy land of Skyrim

 http://imgur.com/a/Bk36N (http://imgur.com/a/Bk36N)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on July 17, 2012, 03:11:29 pm
Enchilada night.

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Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on July 17, 2012, 03:18:30 pm
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/Nigel19m/MySpace/Goatse-God.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on July 22, 2012, 02:57:47 pm
Nothing special, just funny
(http://apikabu.ru/img_n/2012-07_5/5wi.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on July 22, 2012, 03:15:36 pm
(http://apikabu.ru/img_n/2012-07_5/cy0.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on July 22, 2012, 07:38:52 pm
That's Polish production values for you.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on July 30, 2012, 03:25:04 am
... if you can recognize more than 100 of them, then you are probably virgin
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on August 01, 2012, 10:45:42 am
The Interview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5l-nnR4Bx0#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on August 01, 2012, 11:17:46 am
The ending was the best part. :D


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: melkathi on August 01, 2012, 11:51:02 am
... if you can recognize more than 100 of them, then you are probably virgin


Eh, a lot of the characters are from the same games as others or at least the same series, so recognizing one means you'll probably know half a dozen others. Then there are Donald, Mickey, Superman... don't need to be a gamer to know those.
Now the Ur-Quan Dreadnought on the other hand...


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on August 01, 2012, 08:55:08 pm
Quote
The Interview



"We don't imitate other games - we imagination-itate them, bitch"


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 02, 2012, 01:08:54 am
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2qv8oj4.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on August 02, 2012, 03:04:42 am
Like people in the Youtube comments were pointing out, that video would have been more impressive if their company's entire portfolio didn't consist of shitty Flash games.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Drav on August 02, 2012, 05:10:29 am
Also if they were a bit more subtle about the whole "fuck everyone who isn't a 20/30-something male" thing.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Oscar on August 02, 2012, 09:36:11 am
Like people in the Youtube comments were pointing out, that video would have been more impressive if their company's entire portfolio didn't consist of shitty Flash games.

This.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 04, 2012, 12:40:16 am
Not an RPG, just funny
Half-Life 3: work in progress
(http://pix.playground.ru/view/726038.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on August 04, 2012, 12:41:37 am
These things... they take time.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 04, 2012, 01:18:55 am
Minecraft stuff
Epic Minequest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRNKXIuPJTw#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Villfarelse on August 04, 2012, 05:41:44 am
Not an RPG, just funny
Half-Life 3: work in progress
[img]

He looks so unhappy...


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: bmfof on August 06, 2012, 05:37:35 am
Not an RPG, just funny
Half-Life 3: work in progress
[img]

He looks so unhappy...

Obesity is no laughing matter.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Aptus on August 06, 2012, 09:33:23 am
Gabe isn't fat, he is fluffy.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on August 06, 2012, 12:28:49 pm
Big boned, man!


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on August 14, 2012, 11:05:37 am
Hey there Cthulhu down there in your sunken city...

Eben Brooks: Hey There Cthulhu! [720p HD, Lyrics] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUCdzNz8foM#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dickie on August 14, 2012, 02:17:58 pm
You bastard. I have this stuck in my head now.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2012, 05:59:39 pm
Priceless! =)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: suibhne on August 14, 2012, 07:31:13 pm
Cthulhu callay! lol


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on August 15, 2012, 05:19:29 pm
I CAN'T GET THIS SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!  IA!


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 18, 2012, 02:36:42 pm
LOL If video game companies were your friends IRL
"Iron Tower Studio, a bully friend that occasionally kicks everyone's balls and rapes strangers, often extorting money for beer, metal gig tickets, and salsa chicks. Strangely enough, many people stick to him for good once they meet him, probably because of so-called Stockholm Syndrome"
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: MaximillionMiles on August 18, 2012, 06:00:42 pm
LOL If video game companies were your friends IRL
"Iron Tower Studio, a bully friend that occasionally kicks everyone's balls and rapes strangers, often extorting money for beer, metal gig tickets, and salsa chicks. Strangely enough, many people stick to him for good once they meet him, probably because of so-called Stockholm Syndrome"
(click to show/hide)

:lol: It's impressive how much sense all of these make.

Obsidian - The friend that wants to be a writer. Always poor, moving from one bug-infested apartment to another and always getting second-hand things from others and re-using or fixing them, with various degrees of success.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on August 18, 2012, 09:19:01 pm
^Haha Max, that's good too.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 24, 2012, 02:20:04 pm
This awkward moment when you realize that you've installed too much modding on Skyrim
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aVr0HAifB7o/T_r4_nIC3fI/AAAAAAAAB9U/fncHQlfAlrY/s1600/Elder+Scrolls+V+Skyrim+HORSE+mod+CAR+MOD+3.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: John Yossarian on August 24, 2012, 02:31:34 pm
 :lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 24, 2012, 02:39:18 pm
PS: the screenshot is not fake (http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/18665)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on August 24, 2012, 03:06:18 pm
too much modding on Skyrim

No such thing.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on August 27, 2012, 12:38:30 pm
Unnecessary Censorship in Video Games - Skyrim Part 6 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGIiQXmuyC8#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on August 29, 2012, 10:03:30 pm
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: John Yossarian on August 30, 2012, 06:23:58 am
 :lol: ^^ This thread is priceless.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 30, 2012, 06:34:32 am
a repost
A text adventure. The outcomes depend on your skills  :lol:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/421767_481443408533458_50611599_n.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: AbounI on August 30, 2012, 02:37:13 pm
D) is the Jackson solution  8)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 31, 2012, 04:33:00 am
(http://www.yapfiles.ru/files/406066/9811439331112_daily_gifdump_157_08.gif)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on August 31, 2012, 04:40:44 am
Just... just... stop.

Please stop.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on August 31, 2012, 09:30:42 pm
I WOULD BUT I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE AHAHAHHAHAHH


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on September 01, 2012, 12:48:56 am
THIS IS THE END OF YOU, S'WIT!

[attachment deleted by admin]


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Aptus on September 01, 2012, 01:55:48 am
THIS IS THE END OF YOU, S'WIT!

Is he recounting the time he took two arrows to the knee?


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 01, 2012, 02:55:06 am
He would be calmer and nicer if he... did not have an arrow in his knee.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on September 01, 2012, 05:57:10 am
Just post le-trolling-face.jpg already and get it over with.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on September 06, 2012, 12:03:26 am
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Niektory on September 06, 2012, 05:30:48 am
The Lord of the RPGs

Three games from Troika made under Tim Cain,
Seven from islanders in Urquhart's power,
Nine from Obsidian doomed to sequels' reign,
One from Vault Dweller in his Iron Tower,
In the town of Teron where your corpse shall lie,
One game to show them all, one game to shock them,
One game to surpass all and on the Codex mock them
In the town of Teron where your corpse shall lie.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Spyros on September 06, 2012, 01:35:52 pm
Ooh, nice. (Though I suppose you had to "forget" Dark Alliance and Lionheart for it to work?)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on September 06, 2012, 04:04:49 pm
The Lord of the RPGs

Three games from Troika made under Tim Cain,
Seven from islanders in Urquhart's power,
Nine from Obsidian doomed to sequels' reign,
One from Vault Dweller in his Iron Tower,
In the town of Teron where your corpse shall lie,
One game to show them all, one game to shock them,
One game to surpass all and on the Codex mock them
In the town of Teron where your corpse shall lie.


 :approve:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Niektory on September 06, 2012, 06:45:56 pm
Ooh, nice. (Though I suppose you had to "forget" Dark Alliance and Lionheart for it to work?)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Isle_Studios#Developed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Isle_Studios#Developed)
7 games in the "Developed" section. Decided it's good enough. ;)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: AbounI on September 07, 2012, 05:42:23 am
The Lord of the RPGs

Three games from Troika made under Tim Cain,
Seven from islanders in Urquhart's power,
Nine from Obsidian doomed to sequels' reign,
One from Vault Dweller in his Iron Tower,
In the town of Teron where your corpse shall lie,
One game to show them all, one game to shock them,
One game to surpass all and on the Codex mock them
In the town of Teron where your corpse shall lie.


Love your story  :approve:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 08, 2012, 05:20:09 am
Just another one about graphics evolution in games, 'Then' and 'Now'
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: John Yossarian on September 08, 2012, 06:59:48 am
The snes megaman X part whatever my son plays has better graphics than that.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on September 12, 2012, 12:42:33 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/AXewL.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 16, 2012, 02:24:47 pm
BM Skyrim style!
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 18, 2012, 09:41:59 am
Just another funny MOAR modding one
(http://i.imgur.com/t3LEv.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on September 19, 2012, 02:11:14 am
http://vimeo.com/39114507


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on September 19, 2012, 04:39:46 am
16 titties fall out hahaha


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on September 20, 2012, 09:19:54 am
(http://i.imgur.com/WmEKm.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Drav on September 21, 2012, 08:35:58 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ylW2S.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on September 22, 2012, 02:43:39 am
Ahahahaha. So true, so true.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Villfarelse on September 22, 2012, 06:31:04 am
Now I really want to play FTL. DEMO CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on September 29, 2012, 03:02:26 pm
Skyrim: The Good the Bad and the Dovahkiin [Part 1] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F84oQejFvss#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: suibhne on September 29, 2012, 04:18:17 pm
Most of that was garden-variety Bethesda incompetence - fun to watch, but woefully familiar. But the last scene...haha. :lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 30, 2012, 02:42:44 am
hehehe
(http://img3.joyreactor.cc/pics/post/%D0%B3%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%BA%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D0%B8%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%82%D1%8B-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BF%D0%B8%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%82%D1%8B-%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%81%D0%BD%D1%83%D0%BB%D0%B8-WIN-373643.gif)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on October 01, 2012, 12:01:36 pm
I only managed to watch 66 seconds of this - might not be humor.


Secret Spaces - Brittania Manor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM109_EbMcs#)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on October 01, 2012, 12:39:21 pm
Lovecraft in the style of De Seuss.

http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/35258175 (http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/35258175)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on October 07, 2012, 07:37:39 am
(http://apikabu.ru/img_n/2012-10_2/f12.jpg)  :lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on October 07, 2012, 05:39:38 pm
Nice. I want one of these.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on October 07, 2012, 07:27:30 pm
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on October 13, 2012, 07:00:47 am
 :lol: Fallout 3
Fallout 3 - Drink dirty Toliet water!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brC3YNSakLQ#ws)

(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on October 14, 2012, 04:07:38 am
(http://i.imgur.com/ObqSq.gif)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: robaki on October 14, 2012, 05:15:25 am
 :D


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: suibhne on October 14, 2012, 10:56:20 am
OMG, so horrifyingly true.

Has there ever been a flying enemy in any game that wasn't incredibly irritating? In a totally unsatisfying way?


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on October 15, 2012, 05:07:25 pm
(http://www.virtualshackles.com/img/xcomDifficulty.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on October 16, 2012, 02:48:19 am
Explain that to me please! I'm assuming it's got to do with the new x-com, not the old one.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: melkathi on October 16, 2012, 04:42:59 am
Explain that to me please! I'm assuming it's got to do with the new x-com, not the old one.

It's the three difficulty levels of the remake


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on October 16, 2012, 05:30:29 am
Yeah but are you saying that on higher difficulty settings you get cool shades and a dog? :P


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Drav on October 16, 2012, 05:48:40 am
They're saying your dudes can't hit shit on higher difficulties.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on October 16, 2012, 06:07:01 am
Oh. Err, silly me.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on October 16, 2012, 07:22:33 am
Action shooters IRL
(http://apikabu.ru/img_n/2012-10_4/cez.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: John Yossarian on October 16, 2012, 05:25:57 pm
Oh come on. Inventories are just abstractions of the more realistic U-Haul truck adventurers always carry with them.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: bmfof on October 19, 2012, 04:50:02 pm
(http://rotflpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/agent-47-funny-picture-8599.jpg)

Loving me some Hitman.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on October 19, 2012, 08:23:23 pm
Hahaha, wtf!   :lol:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on October 20, 2012, 02:31:28 pm
I don't want to know how he got the hair...


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Niektory on October 20, 2012, 03:39:32 pm
I don't want to know how he got the hair...
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/5336/azumangadaiohpullgi1.gif)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on October 20, 2012, 04:24:34 pm
Well then.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: EleventhHour on October 22, 2012, 12:45:50 pm
(http://www.lolwtfcomics.com/upload/uploads/1347476611.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: melkathi on October 22, 2012, 02:14:46 pm
I take it that is about the next Half Life episode?


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on October 22, 2012, 02:16:02 pm
And his size.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on October 22, 2012, 05:04:37 pm
Yeah, really just his size.

fat


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on October 23, 2012, 01:14:19 am
I'm confident that Episode 3 will be worth the weight.

Also here's this

Gabe Newell Unveils Episode Three (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DoGvhQtXrw#)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on October 24, 2012, 08:06:07 am
The Game of Consoles
(http://cs319018.userapi.com/v319018053/2ba5/-UscFj4J2l4.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on October 24, 2012, 09:27:08 am
Or Throne of Games! (stolen)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on October 28, 2012, 03:42:51 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/hw2El.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on October 29, 2012, 07:27:11 am
(http://i.imgur.com/c913s.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on October 29, 2012, 07:30:58 am
(http://www.mellapants.com/comics/2010-09-15-giant-spider.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on October 29, 2012, 08:52:36 am
I don't remember, maybe this one was posted before
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on October 29, 2012, 12:42:59 pm
Yes, but awesome enough to repost.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on October 29, 2012, 06:53:26 pm
Don't trust the skull.
(It's a dick)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJyelcnINH0


Ok, not really related but all I could think was Nameless One.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on October 29, 2012, 09:39:13 pm
I'll see your DerrickComedy bit and raise you another one, my favorite.

National Spelling Bee (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2nTbqbtGug#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on October 29, 2012, 10:47:36 pm
How dare they mock Memento!

Also:

(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 03, 2012, 07:24:12 am
A demonic graphics bug in FIFA  >:D
(http://i.imgur.com/yv6eI.gif)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: melkathi on November 03, 2012, 09:12:39 am
That looks extremely painfull


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 05, 2012, 02:51:50 pm
(a Neanderthal Russian boxer/MP Valuev)
(http://i45.tinypic.com/vzym8i.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: melkathi on November 05, 2012, 04:11:19 pm
That guy reminds me of a half-ogre from Arcanum...


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on November 05, 2012, 04:15:08 pm
I still maintain that his true calling is to write children's books.

Children's books about punching things.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on November 05, 2012, 07:15:58 pm
That guy reminds me of a half-ogre from Arcanum...

Spot on, scarily so....


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on November 06, 2012, 09:52:28 am
That guy reminds me of a half-ogre from Arcanum...

Spot on, scarily so....

Yeah, great shout melkathi.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 06, 2012, 10:12:47 am
He's a supporter and a secret bodyguard of Mr.Pootin  :smug:
(click to show/hide)

and he loves you
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on November 06, 2012, 10:15:02 am
That first one is some old school twilight zone shit.  :huh:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: WorstUsernameEver on November 07, 2012, 01:42:48 am
Isn't that guy Championchik from Alpha Protocol?


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Villfarelse on November 08, 2012, 08:33:50 am
He's a supporter and a secret bodyguard of Mr.Pootin  :smug:
(click to show/hide)

I love how the guy on the left is trying his best to also be above the crowd.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 08, 2012, 01:07:11 pm
AoD needs this! Only with cows and horses  :lol:
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on November 08, 2012, 02:32:43 pm
That .gif gave me an aneurism


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 11, 2012, 02:38:48 am
funny shit
GANDALF STYLE - Parody of PSY - GANGNAM STYLE (강남스타일) M/V (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M660rjNCH0A#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: EleventhHour on November 11, 2012, 10:08:07 am
It's not funny, it's terrible.

I like Gangnam Style as much as the next person. But these parodies have become increasingly worse.

This Gandalf video is like a self-parody of how bad Gangnam parodies have become.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 12, 2012, 02:08:40 am
GTA purchased by Disney
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Villfarelse on November 12, 2012, 10:34:37 am
It's not funny, it's terrible.

I like Gangnam Style as much as the next person. But these parodies have become increasingly worse.

This Gandalf video is like a self-parody of how bad Gangnam parodies have become.

Oh jesus I agree with you about something :panic:


GTA purchased by Disney
(click to show/hide)

This, on the other hand, is pure gold.

I'd play the hell out of that game.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on November 13, 2012, 02:25:20 am
Windows 8 Minesweeper:


(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on November 16, 2012, 04:36:32 pm
How being a dog is like being in a videogame:

(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 18, 2012, 02:12:21 am
 :approve: :lol:

An OT one, I just had to post this one
(http://inoprosport.ru/images/1306706054.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 18, 2012, 03:07:29 am
Mods, mods, mods
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: AbounI on November 18, 2012, 09:25:18 am
Behold the Tarrasque

(http://i596.photobucket.com/albums/tt47/Tarrasquehihc/tarrasque-11.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on November 25, 2012, 04:36:30 am
Good dialogue, or BEST DIALOGUE EVER?!?!

DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS: THE BOOK OF VILE DARKNESS (2012) - OFFICIAL HD TRAILER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cimj6nmcJzI#ws)

Also, behold the awesomeness that is crossbow swords. It is a sword that shoots swords! Aww Yissss.

The Sword & The Sorcerer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDvuBY97cD4#ws)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on November 25, 2012, 06:16:01 am
It worked for Link. Don't knock it.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on November 25, 2012, 05:47:51 pm
Oh dear, another D&D movie. Not sure if I should laugh or facepalm.

"I've traveled to the floor of the pit of my free will!"  :lol:

The guy with the mask isn't that bad though.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Villfarelse on November 27, 2012, 08:13:19 am
The road to hell is paved with bad face tats. That's obviously also why the old guy is wearing that mask, to hide his. You can even see the edges of them at a few places.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 28, 2012, 02:26:06 pm
nothing about RPGs, just funny
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 30, 2012, 04:12:37 am
(http://cs405328.userapi.com/v405328062/5684/ry2yga-DK40.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on November 30, 2012, 04:23:20 am
:D

On a related note: http://oglaf.com/lute/ (http://oglaf.com/lute/)

Just be warned that the great majority of the comics on that site are NSFW (though I don't see how reading webcomics when you should be working could possibly be safe for work).


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Niektory on November 30, 2012, 05:56:43 am
:)

I liked this one:
http://oglaf.com/fountain-of-doubt/ (http://oglaf.com/fountain-of-doubt/)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on November 30, 2012, 06:02:58 am
There is much Win in the Oglaf archives.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 30, 2012, 06:52:26 am
Indeed. Most are very freaky, creative, and funny :)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: EleventhHour on November 30, 2012, 11:35:05 am
I was finding Oglaf really funny.

Then I discovered that the writer of the comic was a woman.

Which led me to noticing that a lot of the panels are about the gullibility of men who do anything for sex.

And that's when it struck me that this whole comic was a woman sexually ridiculing all men in general. And by laughing at it, we got to make her point for her.  :o

For an insult like this, no man has any comeback. :wallbang:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on December 02, 2012, 03:32:23 am
Is that some sort of EleventhHour joke? I can't tell.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: melkathi on December 02, 2012, 03:38:22 am
I was finding Oglaf really funny.

Then I discovered that the writer of the comic was a woman.

Which led me to noticing that a lot of the panels are about the gullibility of men who do anything for sex.

And that's when it struck me that this whole comic was a woman sexually ridiculing all men in general. And by laughing at it, we got to make her point for her.  :o

For an insult like this, no man has any comeback. :wallbang:

It doesn't really require a comeback. With the time she spends drawing and writing about sex, it is a pot calling the kettle black situation... without proof that the kettle is black. That person seems obsessed :)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 02, 2012, 02:43:46 pm
(http://cs302709.userapi.com/v302709062/37ef/Ey4dOtEIS_4.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 02, 2012, 10:54:11 pm
No humor, just lovely
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Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: mkbonde on December 03, 2012, 12:21:47 am
I enjoy Oglaf, on a similar (if more disgusting) note check out http://sexylosers.com/ (http://sexylosers.com/)

@ EleventhHour
How did you learn about the author? (She's Australian judging by the domain lookup btw)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on December 03, 2012, 12:46:58 am
I think EleventhHour is just being thick.

Also, this is the best Oglaf strip:

http://oglaf.com/goodbehavior/1/ (http://oglaf.com/goodbehavior/1/)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on December 03, 2012, 01:09:52 am
You mean EleventhHour was serious? Man, there are some insecure dudes on the internet.

Sexy Losers is also pretty amusing. My favourite (and very NSFW) is this one : link (http://sexylosers.com/016.html)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: jimmy_pvish on December 03, 2012, 02:59:43 am
DM of the ring, why LoTR is bad for D&D game :smug:

http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=612 (http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=612)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: melkathi on December 03, 2012, 03:08:40 am
DM of the ring, why LoTR is bad for D&D game :smug:

http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=612 (http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=612)

Sounds like a lot of parties I know :)

Though the sad truth is: none of them even know about Mechwarrior :P


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on December 03, 2012, 03:58:31 am
If you enjoyed DM of the Rings then you'll absolutely love Darths and Droids:

http://www.darthsanddroids.net/ (http://www.darthsanddroids.net/)

Redeems the prequels, to an extent.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Niektory on December 03, 2012, 04:00:46 am
You mean EleventhHour was serious? Man, there are some insecure dudes on the internet.

Sexy Losers is also pretty amusing. My favourite (and very NSFW) is this one : link (http://sexylosers.com/016.html)

Japan :)
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Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: EleventhHour on December 03, 2012, 04:06:19 am
You mean EleventhHour was serious? Man, there are some insecure dudes on the internet.
Not really all that serious, but panels like the one about tongue stuck on the ice lady or the wizard/princess getting more and more demands from a man in vain hopes of sex - they are like a punch below the belt by a very clever woman who knows how to hit where it hurts the hardest.

Not to mention the "Show me your honour" one, which is a woman's way of saying that being macho and tough is really as gay as men can get.

It's funny but also biting.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on December 03, 2012, 04:17:47 am
Quote
- they are like a punch below the belt by a very clever woman who knows how to hit where it hurts the hardest.

Quote
Man, there are some insecure dudes on the internet.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on December 03, 2012, 04:19:11 am
EleventhHour, this link is for you:

http://locator.apa.org/ (http://locator.apa.org/)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: EleventhHour on December 03, 2012, 04:25:45 am
EleventhHour, this link is for you:

http://locator.apa.org/ (http://locator.apa.org/)
I understand you pride yourself on your lack of manners, but you have to first demonstrate if there is anything crazy about what I said.

It's just a casual statement, and you wish to play the online psychologist over it.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on December 03, 2012, 04:33:13 am
I'm almost insulted by your perception of that as an insult rather than light-hearted ribbing, as I'm in therapy myself.

But seriously dude you sound very insecure.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Thimble on December 03, 2012, 05:50:08 am
EleventhHour, this link is for you:

http://locator.apa.org/ (http://locator.apa.org/)
I understand you pride yourself on your lack of manners, but you have to first demonstrate if there is anything crazy about what I said.

It's just a casual statement, and you wish to play the online psychologist over it.

(http://i.imgur.com/96o0l.png)



Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on December 04, 2012, 12:46:16 am
Someone started a "fake geek boy" meme.



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Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: melkathi on December 04, 2012, 02:03:02 am
Is this where I state that I don't know the conversion for Electrum either but I can calculate Thac0 ?  :P


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on December 04, 2012, 02:05:32 am
Fake! Faaaaaakkkkeeee!

SCREAM!! (Invasion of the Body Snatchers - Donald Sutherland) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEStsLJZhzo#)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on December 04, 2012, 02:29:32 am
The thing is, the whole "Fake geek girl" thing is supposed to refer to women who claim to LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE the Avengers/Batman/whatever and have never partaken of anything other than one film and a metric fuckton of erotic slash fan fiction based on it.

It's not geeks who happen to be girls.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gareth on December 04, 2012, 02:34:15 am
Eh, who gives a shit?

They're just funny meme images. That's Logan Bonner btw, a D&D/Pathfinder designer being poked fun at by another game designer, all in good fun, Logan was retweeting these himself.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on December 04, 2012, 03:17:03 am
You make a powerful counter-point.

Though to be fair I didn't find those at all funny anyway :neutral:


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 05, 2012, 12:33:13 pm
(http://apikabu.ru/img_n/2012-12_1/eze.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on December 05, 2012, 02:52:40 pm
 :huh:


 :lol: :lol:


Why is there never anything like that where I live?


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 06, 2012, 01:34:41 am
Mortal Kombat, the movie
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Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on December 06, 2012, 05:17:23 am
Not sure what it has to do with RPGs, but that pretty much sums up that movie.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 06, 2012, 01:19:21 pm
I'm posting humor related to other games now and then. Maybe I'll rename the thread ;)


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: melkathi on December 06, 2012, 01:44:34 pm
I'm posting humor related to other games now and then. Maybe I'll rename the thread ;)

I vote for "The thread that was meant for RPG humour but that since has evolved to be include so much more..."

My second vote goes to "The thread who's title was struck down and became stronger than Vader could ever imagine."


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on December 06, 2012, 02:35:20 pm
My second vote goes to "The thread who's title was struck down and became stronger than Vader could ever imagine."


I second this idea.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on December 06, 2012, 03:20:22 pm
My second vote goes to "The thread who's title was struck down and became stronger than Vader could ever imagine."

 :lol:  :approve:


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 08, 2012, 04:48:43 am
 :lol:
(http://cs405024.userapi.com/v405024122/5867/_f2Nc_-wPak.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Gareth on December 11, 2012, 01:11:50 am
Saw this on Sawyer's twitter feed. Hehe.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A9zO767CcAAz4XB.jpg:large)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: suibhne on December 11, 2012, 09:06:42 am
That's brilliant. :salute:


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 11, 2012, 04:53:27 pm
The Funniest Fail In Assassin's Creed EVER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqr5jzXleK0#ws)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on December 11, 2012, 06:08:06 pm
 :lol:

My train of thought went something like: OK, not quite sure whats so funny about thi....OH SHIT.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 12, 2012, 05:14:34 am
More assassin fun
assassins creed brotherhood fails (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtvAk8ZBaPE#)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: GhanBuriGhan on December 12, 2012, 06:39:27 am
:lol:

My train of thought went something like: OK, not quite sure whats so funny about thi....OH SHIT.
Actually i still don't get what's funny. Guess one has to know the game to get it?


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on December 12, 2012, 06:40:45 am
That eagle screech sound is supposed to accompany your character gracefully leaping from a great height into a conveniently-placed fall breaker, like a pile of hay or something along those lines.

Instead he faceplants himself on a piece of sailing ship.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 12, 2012, 11:12:08 am
And drops like a bag of shit :)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Gareth on December 13, 2012, 04:06:48 am
For the PC gamers. ;)

"Our Father who art in Valve, Gaben be Thy Name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Bellevue. "

(http://i.imgur.com/RkmWf.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: JuJu on December 13, 2012, 04:39:45 am
What game is that from? I don't seem to recognize it.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: suibhne on December 13, 2012, 08:50:12 am
Looks like Dark Souls to me.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 14, 2012, 07:49:25 am
Just another graphics evolution illustration
(http://apikabu.ru/img_n/2012-12_3/kmd.png)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Imbecile on December 14, 2012, 01:16:49 pm
http://forums.bethsoft.com/topic/1430898-unique-build-deaf-dovakhinn/ (http://forums.bethsoft.com/topic/1430898-unique-build-deaf-dovakhinn/)

 :neutral:


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on December 14, 2012, 02:50:01 pm
http://forums.bethsoft.com/topic/1430898-unique-build-deaf-dovakhinn/ (http://forums.bethsoft.com/topic/1430898-unique-build-deaf-dovakhinn/)

 :neutral:

Well at least the first response was a /facepalm, and I didn't read too far beyond that.
Haha, one poster said play as blind Dovakhinn and just turn off the monitor.   :smug:


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: suibhne on December 14, 2012, 03:09:32 pm
Haha, one poster said play as blind Dovakhinn and just turn off the monitor.   :smug:

ROLE-PLAYING TBH


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: AbounI on December 14, 2012, 04:42:51 pm
How to give a funny accomplishment to a boring fedex quest: Drakensang: The River Of Time.

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Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2012, 05:33:39 am
That was one silent rocket =)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on December 15, 2012, 01:02:42 pm
Trial and Error in games:

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Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 17, 2012, 01:26:45 pm
*ROFL*
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Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: evilhyde on December 17, 2012, 01:29:42 pm
Quote
after level 18 or so it becomes pay2win

 :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 19, 2012, 01:28:15 am
(I believe no translation is needed)
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+

yeehaaa
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Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on December 19, 2012, 05:01:40 am
Cool.  :D


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 19, 2012, 05:51:44 am
Ok.

Skyrim+science geeks =
(http://i47.tinypic.com/205yzp.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: John Yossarian on December 19, 2012, 09:04:26 am
Why do they keep multiplying and dividing by the same term?


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: ERYFKRAD on December 19, 2012, 09:14:52 am
The same variable might explain why it's all one line?


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: DorkMage on December 19, 2012, 09:18:30 pm
Why do they keep multiplying and dividing by the same term?

Symmetry


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: melkathi on December 20, 2012, 04:10:35 am
Why do they keep multiplying and dividing by the same term?

It's been a very very very long time since I last had to get close to stuff like that, but I guess it would force the program to calculate the functions for the specific values they need to make the graph look the way it does?


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: yaster on December 20, 2012, 05:20:37 am
To obfuscate.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Spyros on December 20, 2012, 03:36:16 pm
Why do they keep multiplying and dividing by the same term?
Symmetry
Can you elaborate?

To obfuscate.
At the very least, "f(x) = 1" does not designate the same thing as "f(x) = sqrt(x)/sqrt(x)", if only because they are not defined for the same x's.
edit: although I don't even know if it makes a difference in the context of those expressions.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 21, 2012, 01:59:55 am
hm, a guess here: a denominator can never be equal to zero, but it can be negative; an sqrt'd number can never be negative, but it can be equal to zero, and additionally the outcomes of sqrt'ing can be both positive and negative numbers.
This way it is presumably either about limiting a line/function, or about the symmetry around the axis.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: EleventhHour on December 21, 2012, 04:05:04 am
Why do they keep multiplying and dividing by the same term?
To avoid the problems of zero divided by zero and to keep the whole term positive or negative accordingly.

Some of the functions are deliberately made to look more complicated than they actually are.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: yaster on December 21, 2012, 06:32:04 am
Oh yeah, it's just like melkathi said (and Vahhabyte elaborated). Specifying range of x. I am much more used to functions throwing out errors when invalid value occurs.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 27, 2012, 06:27:15 am
 :lol:
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Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Spyros on December 27, 2012, 05:14:08 pm
I'll derail a little more.

hm, a guess here: a denominator can never be equal to zero, but it can be negative; an sqrt'd number can never be negative, but it can be equal to zero, and additionally the outcomes of sqrt'ing can be both positive and negative numbers.
Don't you need imaginary numbers to get negative numbers from a square root? And with imaginary numbers, a "sqrt'd" number can be negative, in fact sqrt(-1) = i.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 28, 2012, 07:56:40 am
Could be, could be, it's been over a decade since I studied any serious math.

Meanwhile, Santa is in trouble  :panic:
(http://cs309623.userapi.com/v309623030/35d9/BCkNYzqEq38.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on December 28, 2012, 08:07:05 am
:D


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on December 28, 2012, 11:11:55 am
So how much EXP did you get for killing him?


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: suibhne on December 28, 2012, 11:56:03 am
So how much EXP did you get for killing him?

Totally depends on your level when you encounter him.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on December 28, 2012, 12:33:50 pm
Knowing Vaha he was probably level 1 and abused some strange munching build to actually winn the fight.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 28, 2012, 02:21:29 pm
It was non-violent resistance, they were throwing themselves against my spear, again and again  :neutral:


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Aptus on December 30, 2012, 03:46:43 am
I'll derail a little more.

hm, a guess here: a denominator can never be equal to zero, but it can be negative; an sqrt'd number can never be negative, but it can be equal to zero, and additionally the outcomes of sqrt'ing can be both positive and negative numbers.
Don't you need imaginary numbers to get negative numbers from a square root? And with imaginary numbers, a "sqrt'd" number can be negative, in fact sqrt(-1) = i.

i is defined as sqrt(-1) yes but i is not a negative number. You can't get a negative number from a sqrt function, at best you can get a positive complex number. For example sqrt(-197) = isqrt(197).


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 30, 2012, 07:14:47 am
 :)
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2012-12_6/1356848495_265711832.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: John Yossarian on December 30, 2012, 07:41:49 am
Thanks all for math replies. I had a feeling it had to do with specifying range of x, but I wasn't sure because most programs have a feature for specifying domain.

 :lol: @ 1/(Gandalf-x)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 30, 2012, 10:05:10 am
Holiday greetings from different game companies
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Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Spyros on December 31, 2012, 06:35:35 am
I'll derail a little more.

hm, a guess here: a denominator can never be equal to zero, but it can be negative; an sqrt'd number can never be negative, but it can be equal to zero, and additionally the outcomes of sqrt'ing can be both positive and negative numbers.
Don't you need imaginary numbers to get negative numbers from a square root? And with imaginary numbers, a "sqrt'd" number can be negative, in fact sqrt(-1) = i.

i is defined as sqrt(-1) yes but i is not a negative number. You can't get a negative number from a sqrt function, at best you can get a positive complex number. For example sqrt(-197) = isqrt(197).
Okay. Then what is the error in my reasoning if I say "sqrt(i^4) = i^2 = -1, therefore a sqrt function can give a negative number"?

:)
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Definitely how we should teach math in highschool. "Help Gandalf  get the potential energy of the Balrog to become -1/(x - pos_Gandalf)."


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Wrath of Dagon on December 31, 2012, 04:11:23 pm
This year's games as text adventures : http://kotaku.com/5972145/what-if-the-years-biggest-games-were-clunky-old-text-adventures/gallery/1 (http://kotaku.com/5972145/what-if-the-years-biggest-games-were-clunky-old-text-adventures/gallery/1)
http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/12/24/the-text-adventures-that-never-were-dishonored/ (http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/12/24/the-text-adventures-that-never-were-dishonored/)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Aptus on January 01, 2013, 04:07:28 am
Okay. Then what is the error in my reasoning if I say "sqrt(i^4) = i^2 = -1, therefore a sqrt function can give a negative number"?


Because sqrt(i^4) = 1 not -1 :)
sqrt(i^4) = sqrt(i^2 * i^2) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(1) = 1



Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 01, 2013, 04:42:33 am
Some retarded LoTR humor. No translation is needed, I believe.
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Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: melkathi on January 01, 2013, 09:30:13 am
This year's games as text adventures : http://kotaku.com/5972145/what-if-the-years-biggest-games-were-clunky-old-text-adventures/gallery/1 (http://kotaku.com/5972145/what-if-the-years-biggest-games-were-clunky-old-text-adventures/gallery/1)
http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/12/24/the-text-adventures-that-never-were-dishonored/ (http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/12/24/the-text-adventures-that-never-were-dishonored/)

I read the Mass Effect one. They use the word "impeccible" to derscribe the writing. I don't think the word means what they think it means. I  do know that it isn't spelled the way they think it is spelled.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Wrath of Dagon on January 01, 2013, 02:34:33 pm
I think they just meant the writing was fantastic, which isn't surprising from someone who doesn't know how to spell. Not the best word choice to express it either.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: John Yossarian on January 02, 2013, 06:19:22 am
Okay. Then what is the error in my reasoning if I say "sqrt(i^4) = i^2 = -1, therefore a sqrt function can give a negative number"?


Because sqrt(i^4) = 1 not -1 :)
sqrt(i^4) = sqrt(i^2 * i^2) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(1) = 1


Actually it's both. When you take sqrt(x) you're basically asking what number(s) give you x when squared. since i^4=1, both 1 and -1 are correct.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 02, 2013, 09:01:17 am
when I was speaking about the negative results of sqrt'ing I was following something like this logic
http://www.mathsisfun.com/algebra/square-root.html (http://www.mathsisfun.com/algebra/square-root.html)

PS: some more math fun
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And RPG humor
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013-01_1/1357130425_330187279.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Brandon on January 02, 2013, 10:25:11 pm
Tardar the Khajiit
He took an arrow to the... No.

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Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: robaki on January 03, 2013, 06:43:48 am
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 :D


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 03, 2013, 09:33:02 am
"Go away, it's my submarine!"
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013-01_1/1357158829_176806684.gif)

Another interesting chart
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Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 05, 2013, 04:13:40 pm
TES getting more an more casual
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PS: I don't remember if I posted this one
(http://cs403722.userapi.com/v403722524/57a2/7r-cOL75x_c.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 08, 2013, 06:35:07 am
Uh-oh, I don't think this player will get back to the game soon
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013-01_2/1357583139_1742817323.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 09, 2013, 01:49:21 pm
Two more about the 'Now & then' rhetorics
(http://steamunpowered.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/games.jpg)

(http://macromeme.com/cat/gaming-now-vs-then.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Brandon on January 09, 2013, 02:18:07 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/awX0o.png)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Dickie on January 11, 2013, 10:11:12 am
2012 RPG List (http://www.rpgwatch.com/show/contest?id=6)

I don't know whether this list is humor or sad.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: hilf on January 11, 2013, 02:18:02 pm
2012 RPG List (http://www.rpgwatch.com/show/contest?id=6)

I don't know whether this list is humor or sad.
It was probably the worst year for cRPGs so far.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 11, 2013, 02:30:28 pm
It was a 'calm' before the storm of indie/kickstarter masterpieces.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Gareth on January 11, 2013, 02:36:38 pm
Let's not leap to concluding that they are masterpieces before playing them, aye.  ;)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Drav on January 11, 2013, 07:12:02 pm
If Age of Decadence AND Dead State AND Wasteland 2 AND Shadowrun Returns AND Divinity: Original Sin don't manage to make a better showing than this year I think I'll just stop playing RPGs.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on January 11, 2013, 07:31:32 pm
I may be biased, but if AoD comes out this year and if the Teron demo is any indicator of how good it will be, then that alone will be enough to make it a better showing than this year.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Brandon on January 11, 2013, 10:11:43 pm
I may be biased, but if AoD comes out this year and if the Teron demo is any indicator of how good it will be, then that alone will be enough to make it a better showing than this year.

Truly this. I am very hopeful for all these Kickstarter projects, but ultimately with AoD I actually have concrete hands-on experience on which I can base my expectations.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Gareth on January 22, 2013, 11:28:27 am
The Lion's Blaze (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv3aOjliuh8#ws)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on January 22, 2013, 12:14:38 pm
 :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Gareth on January 24, 2013, 12:36:37 pm
How to design a video game cover : Put a picture of a guy walking forward.

(http://i.imgur.com/T5lno5s.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: GhanBuriGhan on January 24, 2013, 03:30:53 pm
The Lion's Blaze

Golden! Do they have a specific game in mind with the exaggerated moves?

Enjoy part 2.


Eyebrows of Everything! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbR82hN18Cs)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Imbecile on January 24, 2013, 04:16:14 pm
The Lion's Blaze

Eyebrows of Everything!

And lo, there was much chortling.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on January 24, 2013, 10:36:32 pm
You forgot to mention the blue and orange contrast that is literally in every one of those shots.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Gareth on January 25, 2013, 02:06:19 am
Oh man, that's splendid. I love these guys.  :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 26, 2013, 04:51:34 am
(http://www.feldstudie.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/369305f9.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on January 26, 2013, 05:49:10 am
Haha. And I love the moustache to signify it's his old man. :D


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on January 26, 2013, 01:33:32 pm
I agree with that observation. :D


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: von_das on January 31, 2013, 11:37:06 am
I'm not sure if it counts, but this is easily my favourite event in KoDP:

(http://lpix.org/images/Haifisch/ef7a8d1997a451a4ab4cbfeaccac5862/capture_009_25102012_061930.png)

Quote
A very strange group of explorers comes to your tula. They're looking for something called an inn, and want to know if you can change the gold coins of the northern empire into silver ones. They seem also to be requesting your hospitality for the night. Along with a strangely-attired Vingan warrior, there's a duck, a dragonewt, and two very strange beings - a tall human with skin darker than you've ever seen on any man before and an inhuman beastman the likes of which you've never laid eyes on.
    1. Drive them off
    2. Give them hospitality
    3. Kill them
    4. Send them to another clan
    5. Tell them you don't have what they want

Some bits of advice you can get for this event...

Quote
These are outcasts and freebooters, of the sort who call themselves "adventurers." They are not to be trusted.

Quote
These are all beyond the protection of the law. They will behave wrongly. Orlanth would want us to kill them.

I think just about everyone on this forum has had a hand in giving wandering bands of misfit adventurers such a bad name, at some point or another. :P

Quote
Bad King Urgrain employed weird outcasts such as these to punish members of his tribe who spoke out against him.

Sounds like a sidequest to me.

(Oh, and if you go with the fifth option, I think they grumble about how adventuring in barbarian lands sucks. No proper service...)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Brandon on January 31, 2013, 12:07:00 pm
Quote
the sort who call themselves "adventurers." They are not to be trusted.

 :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 31, 2013, 12:53:42 pm
Come on, this could be my party from Wizardry ;)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Brandon on January 31, 2013, 02:37:07 pm
Come on, this could be my party from Wizardry ;)

They'll stab you in the back for a single skillpoint!   ;)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on February 06, 2013, 10:11:04 am
:)
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/02/06/8/1360152487_1367979759.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on February 06, 2013, 10:17:13 am
Haha!


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on February 06, 2013, 11:09:09 am
So Minecraft has postapocalyptic graphics?


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Gareth on February 08, 2013, 05:39:49 pm
Best trailer ever.

Soulcaster II: The Lost Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyB1sYr8DaM#)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Brandon on February 08, 2013, 07:59:37 pm
"Over six different grass tiles!"

 :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Niektory on February 09, 2013, 10:16:26 am
Awesome. :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on February 09, 2013, 04:10:02 pm
 :lol:

"We got red rats..blue rats...so many rats its unbelievable!"


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Gareth on February 09, 2013, 05:41:17 pm
I put this under humor because you have to laugh, right?

EA are selling demo disks now.

(http://i.imgur.com/aXxIvIV.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on February 09, 2013, 06:01:18 pm
The depressing part is not that EA came to the idea of selling demos, but rather the suggestion that people might be buying them.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Oscar on February 09, 2013, 06:17:33 pm
The funny thing is that is doesn't even seem to have the demo of the game.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on February 10, 2013, 11:48:23 am
A poem for FTL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi-VNkT57oE#ws)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on February 10, 2013, 12:19:15 pm
That FTL poem is, in fact, hilariously good!  :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on February 10, 2013, 08:51:10 pm
Yeah that poem was great.


Quote
"We got red rats..blue rats...so many rats its unbelievable"

Scorpion Rats that shoot over water


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Imbecile on February 11, 2013, 12:05:40 pm
That FTL poem is, in fact, hilariously good!  :lol:

Hah, thought I recognized yahtzee there. Pretty amusing. One day I will complete ftl :(


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on February 13, 2013, 12:27:20 pm
just another piece of irrelevant math stuff
(click to show/hide)

is

(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Gareth on February 18, 2013, 06:51:20 am
 :lol:

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Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: melkathi on February 18, 2013, 08:18:05 am
Yeah. She should have worn less. Then the arrows would have had no chance of hitting her ;)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Villfarelse on February 18, 2013, 08:41:50 am
Hehehe. Hey Gareth, remember how you used to make fun of the ads for that stupid strategy browser game on your old blog? I was reminded of that lately when I saw yet another ad campaign for a stupid strategy browser game featuring lusty women. Somebody should start a blog (or a tumblr or whatever the kids use these days) just making fun of such.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Brandon on February 20, 2013, 06:01:35 pm
The Deus Ex Rule

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Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: GhanBuriGhan on February 21, 2013, 04:32:36 am
The Deus Ex Rule

Ahhh, gotta reinstall that...


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on February 23, 2013, 02:08:47 pm
PS4 Announcement - Abridged Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rJDn0jRnUQ#ws)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Imbecile on February 23, 2013, 04:36:36 pm
How thoroughly British :P


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on February 24, 2013, 01:21:37 pm
This one is for people who play support champions in League of Legends:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=Ggcf64U4m_c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggcf64U4m_c#ws)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on February 24, 2013, 01:28:14 pm
Aaaahahhhaaa


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on February 25, 2013, 03:59:24 am
Indeed
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/02/24/12/1361734412_570082729.jpg)

(http://s.pikabu.ru/images/previews_comm/2013-02_5/13617482906829.png)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: suibhne on February 25, 2013, 05:50:54 am
I'm sensing a theme... :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 01, 2013, 04:10:33 pm
A looong one. How to pick your videogame.
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on March 01, 2013, 10:23:18 pm
Hah, ran through that flowchart a couple times and got FFT, Chrono Trigger, Fallout 2 and Doom, all games I've played and enjoyed :D


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: suibhne on March 02, 2013, 11:55:32 am
Can't remember if anyone already posted this - old but good:

(http://www.virtualshackles.com/img/dovahacker.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Brandon on March 03, 2013, 10:12:10 am
Hardcore Call of Duty LAN party on Craigslist (http://i.imgur.com/gDguZuK.png)

 :lol:

Never even played CoD but this is funny stuff.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Oscar on March 03, 2013, 12:08:11 pm
Hardcore Call of Duty LAN party on Craigslist (http://i.imgur.com/gDguZuK.png)

 :lol:

Never even played CoD but this is funny stuff.

:lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 04, 2013, 12:09:19 pm
HoHS 3
Heroes of Harlem Shake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xryFDyAdfU#)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 05, 2013, 03:38:37 pm
Kinect used properly
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/03/05/6/1362467944_109561369.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: GhanBuriGhan on March 06, 2013, 06:22:00 am
Hehe  :) I wish I could do that!


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on March 07, 2013, 02:05:22 am
That one was from Ubisoft's April Fools video. Assassin's Creed Kinect. Pretty funny stuff.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 07, 2013, 03:37:46 am
Tomb Raider: graphics evolution, content regression
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/03/07/5/1362635728_1139353318.jpg)

(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/03/08/1/1362691103_1426616501.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: GhanBuriGhan on March 07, 2013, 04:57:09 am
Hmm, where is the humor in that?


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Gareth on March 07, 2013, 06:21:23 am
It's supposed to be funny because you're supposed to agree that the latest version has shit gameplay...and the contrast with the graphics progression makes that funny, somehow.

I dunno, I haven't played it yet and people in my twitter stream are raving. Personally, I never got into the older TRs, I may give this a try when it's on sale.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 07, 2013, 06:25:36 am
Ah, she was a multipolygonal sex-symbol of my teenage years  ;)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: 34s Cell on March 07, 2013, 07:08:16 am
I thought the joke was that her boobs had gotten smaller.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: suibhne on March 07, 2013, 07:56:36 am
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7114219264/h1B6DFB14/)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on March 07, 2013, 09:00:01 am
Hahahaha!


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Niektory on March 07, 2013, 10:21:06 am
Lara just isn't the same without the triangle boobs.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: GhanBuriGhan on March 07, 2013, 10:36:08 am
Courtesy of Gareth:
(NSFW)


(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: melkathi on March 07, 2013, 11:20:34 am
It's supposed to be funny because you're supposed to agree that the latest version has shit gameplay...and the contrast with the graphics progression makes that funny, somehow.

I dunno, I haven't played it yet and people in my twitter stream are raving. Personally, I never got into the older TRs, I may give this a try when it's on sale.

I don't think it's about the gameplay but about the length of the game. Apparently it is terribly short ?


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on March 07, 2013, 05:56:24 pm
Courtesy of Gareth:
(NSFW)


(click to show/hide)

My god, that was awesome


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: suibhne on March 07, 2013, 10:48:08 pm
Oh my.

Some of those sketches are absolute keepers.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: bmfof on March 08, 2013, 06:34:21 am
http://www.p4rgaming.com/?p=1473 (http://www.p4rgaming.com/?p=1473)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 08, 2013, 07:55:18 am
Haha, this kind of claquers are also extensively used in electronic advertising.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: GhanBuriGhan on March 08, 2013, 08:09:34 am
http://www.p4rgaming.com/?p=1473 (http://www.p4rgaming.com/?p=1473)

The highlight is the first comments  :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 08, 2013, 09:38:10 am
LMAO
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 08, 2013, 11:05:42 am
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 11, 2013, 06:22:11 am
Oh these football simulators! NSFW
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Villfarelse on March 11, 2013, 07:26:52 am
EA clearly decided to take a groundbreaking approach with the latest FIFA game and focus on the inherent and underlying homoeroticism of sports. I commend them on their brave new vision of sports gaming.

Alternatively, it could be seen as yet another attempt by EA to get in good with the HBTG community, yet again foiled by EAs own homo-prejudice.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: jimmy_pvish on March 11, 2013, 12:12:19 pm
http://www.p4rgaming.com/?p=1473 (http://www.p4rgaming.com/?p=1473)

Damage Control EA style!!

 :salute:    salute to their shamelessness

PS. anyway, that news is fake, just read it for laugh  :smug:


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 12, 2013, 07:57:19 am
...
It's all based on real events :)
(click to show/hide)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on March 12, 2013, 06:06:08 pm
Someone on 4chan made this video:

http://youtu.be/TyUArTDYYVc (http://youtu.be/TyUArTDYYVc)

It shouldn't make me laugh so much, but it does.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Gareth on March 14, 2013, 06:56:43 am
(http://i.imgur.com/4JQrCHH.png)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: suibhne on March 14, 2013, 10:18:14 am
That's not funny - it's sad. :P

I'm pretty disgusted with that whole school of "storytelling" in digital games and how dominant it's become. :wallbang:



Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Starwars on March 14, 2013, 01:42:34 pm
That comic is so completely dead-on as to how I feel playing some games.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2013, 10:38:01 am
Game of Thrones - 1995 Style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fPgIIB67bw#)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on March 15, 2013, 11:46:25 am
That was great.  :D


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on March 18, 2013, 01:23:13 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/PchYwhS.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 18, 2013, 01:56:29 pm
the trendy iPipboy
(http://cs14109.vk.me/c7005/v7005598/5fa6/-Eg8LV9ZZQw.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Brandon on March 19, 2013, 10:14:59 am
Don't trust the Dragonborn (http://www.dorkly.com/comic/50934/skyrim-deja-vu)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on March 19, 2013, 12:59:47 pm
I like that motorbike easter egg. :D

And yes, the Dragonborn is jerk. Though I don't go on killing sprees I think only about a third of my Sykrim characters were actually good.


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 25, 2013, 04:15:35 am
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/03/25/5/1364192520_1786858395.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Dickie on March 26, 2013, 10:23:32 am
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i161/mulleted/1332169379848.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Gareth on March 26, 2013, 10:49:20 am
Rofl!


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: robaki on March 29, 2013, 07:21:25 pm
(http://2.asset.soup.io/asset/4139/4834_0170_500.jpeg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: hilf on March 30, 2013, 02:32:02 am
haha, good.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Gareth on April 01, 2013, 04:10:06 am
Chris Hecker's GDC rant about the games industry is brilliant. No words, just lets clips from other presentations make his point for him...

Fair Use - Chris Hecker's GDC 2013 Rant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXnoW2SvQrQ#ws)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: GhanBuriGhan on April 01, 2013, 06:04:56 am
Sorry, I don't get it.  :-[


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Gareth on April 01, 2013, 06:41:18 am
He's ranting about the direction the industry is going / has gone, how safe and familiar the designs are. And what the focus is, in current AAA game design.


Clip 1 : "will allow us to take game design in entirely new directions!" -> clip of a dude hitting a dragon with a sword.

Clip 2 : Raving about much detail they put into the door animation, a couple of seconds worth of cinematic. "If you just flipped the door open, you don't have the scene." Uh-huh.

Clip 3 : "This super powerful machine will give us space to develop characters that you truly care about" -> clip of a dude in a military battlefield climbing a barrier after a firefight.

Clip 4 : Discussing deep, mature social issues...then oop, we're talking about superheroes. "we all want to feel safe, but it is hard to put your finger on that sense of security is worth. However, it is easy to say what it costs...our security comes at a high price...our freedom. Now, picture how things would change...if a handful of people suddenly developed superhuman abilities"

Clip 5 : "We're creating something completely new" -> shot of a squad of guys with guns running up stairs in a sci-fi environment.



Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: suibhne on April 01, 2013, 07:51:49 am
That's a pretty great clip. Looks like he confined himself just to 2013 - I bet he could've mined the past few years for even more wicked examples.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: melkathi on April 01, 2013, 09:25:08 am

Clip 5 : "We're creating something completely new" -> shot of a squad of guys with guns running up stairs in a sci-fi environment.



Hey it had a Stargate! That's new! Only had a couple of movies movie and three tv series with combined count of 17 seasons...  ;)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Drav on April 01, 2013, 11:27:23 pm
Deus Ex: Human Defiance (http://www.deusex.com/humandefiance)


Title: Re: RPG and other PC games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 05, 2013, 07:21:17 am
I'm not sure if it counts, but this is easily my favourite event in KoDP:

(http://lpix.org/images/Haifisch/ef7a8d1997a451a4ab4cbfeaccac5862/capture_009_25102012_061930.png)

Quote
A very strange group of explorers comes to your tula. They're looking for something called an inn, and want to know if you can change the gold coins of the northern empire into silver ones. They seem also to be requesting your hospitality for the night. Along with a strangely-attired Vingan warrior, there's a duck, a dragonewt, and two very strange beings - a tall human with skin darker than you've ever seen on any man before and an inhuman beastman the likes of which you've never laid eyes on.
    1. Drive them off
    2. Give them hospitality
    3. Kill them
    4. Send them to another clan
    5. Tell them you don't have what they want

Some bits of advice you can get for this event...

Quote
These are outcasts and freebooters, of the sort who call themselves "adventurers." They are not to be trusted.

Quote
These are all beyond the protection of the law. They will behave wrongly. Orlanth would want us to kill them.

I think just about everyone on this forum has had a hand in giving wandering bands of misfit adventurers such a bad name, at some point or another. :P

Quote
Bad King Urgrain employed weird outcasts such as these to punish members of his tribe who spoke out against him.

Sounds like a sidequest to me.

(Oh, and if you go with the fifth option, I think they grumble about how adventuring in barbarian lands sucks. No proper service...)
I've encountered them. Indeed, they are mean assholes. I only managed to slay the duck, and the rest killed half a dozen of my weaponthanes.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 06, 2013, 10:54:03 am
The MMORPG norms
- let's PvP!
- are you kidding?
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/04/06/4/1365223400_404493182.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on April 09, 2013, 07:18:30 pm
http://consumerist.com/2012/04/04/congratulations-ea-you-are-the-worst-company-in-america-for-2012/ (http://consumerist.com/2012/04/04/congratulations-ea-you-are-the-worst-company-in-america-for-2012/)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on April 09, 2013, 08:12:33 pm
That's simply to true to be properly funny.  :neutral:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on April 09, 2013, 08:29:21 pm
Oh whoops, that was last year's article. 

They've won again!

http://consumerist.com/2013/04/09/ea-makes-worst-company-in-america-history-wins-title-for-second-year-in-a-row/ (http://consumerist.com/2013/04/09/ea-makes-worst-company-in-america-history-wins-title-for-second-year-in-a-row/)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on April 09, 2013, 10:45:31 pm
Yep, beating out the likes of Monsanto and Bank of America, and generating butthurt across the internet from people indignant enough to complain about nerds stuffing the ballot box but not enough to have given half a fuck about the contest until the very end when EA won, thanks mostly to /v/.

But really, most any other company on that list wouldn't have given a fuck about the stupid poop trophy. This actually hurts EA's image. Good, I say. Fuck EA. Fuck them sideways.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on April 13, 2013, 04:06:25 pm
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8387/8645664625_bce2be0180_c.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on April 15, 2013, 12:28:11 pm
That's a good one.

Mine isn't strictly gaming related, but it's geeky and awesome so I'm sharing it anyway: http://i.imgur.com/k9WKq0d.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/k9WKq0d.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: melkathi on April 15, 2013, 05:10:04 pm
That's a good one.

Mine isn't strictly gaming related, but it's geeky and awesome so I'm sharing it anyway: http://i.imgur.com/k9WKq0d.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/k9WKq0d.jpg)

Definitly better than the second trilogy :P


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on April 15, 2013, 08:46:30 pm
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8107/8645664321_889cbc1267.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2013, 05:36:19 am
(http://www.ratemyfunnypictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Lost.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on April 27, 2013, 11:00:48 am
 :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 28, 2013, 01:07:32 pm
 :approve:

 :lol:
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/04/28/6/1367139534_1725586364.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Ruinous on April 28, 2013, 11:39:43 pm
Poor guy looks a bit under-geared and below the recommended level to be taking on that particular boss. I predict a messy end.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 29, 2013, 01:51:32 pm
AG1?  :lol:

(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/04/29/7/1367226876_1568893871.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Ergil on April 29, 2013, 11:03:57 pm
 :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Brandon on May 03, 2013, 10:42:52 am
Quote from this Reddit post (http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1dly1n/what_i_said_when_my_friend_said_he_didnt_like_the/) about gamers who don't like Elder Scrolls:


I remember trying to convince my friend that Skyrim was awesome.
I told him, "See that Mountain? You can go there! You can go anywhere!"
To which he replied, "Great, I can be bored anywhere!"

 :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 13, 2013, 04:31:27 am
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: bmfof on May 14, 2013, 05:12:49 am
(http://i.imgur.com/q36aqCY.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 18, 2013, 09:26:58 am
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 :lol:
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/05/18/10/1368893448_511723798.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 22, 2013, 04:04:02 am
Back to 16-bit
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Oscar on May 22, 2013, 09:51:51 am
Awesome! :D


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Aptus on May 23, 2013, 03:43:40 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWgUO-Rqcw


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: melkathi on May 23, 2013, 12:58:43 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWgUO-Rqcw

Ouch, they sound like to lobotomized kids in Psychonauts:
Psychonauts - TV (G4) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suXer2ObCG8#)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 23, 2013, 01:17:09 pm
 :lol:
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: melkathi on May 23, 2013, 02:01:40 pm
http://i.minus.com/iBzvb2JSpQNRM.gif (http://i.minus.com/iBzvb2JSpQNRM.gif)
nuff said


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on May 23, 2013, 04:59:02 pm
Wow that .gif


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on May 24, 2013, 05:07:37 pm
Yep.

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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 25, 2013, 06:29:44 am
Some more trashy game gifs
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 28, 2013, 05:10:40 am
Classical games remakes considering the new standards for casualness (just ignore the Russian comments)
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on June 01, 2013, 05:06:13 pm
I was playing CK2 - The Old Gods today, planning out my Norse conquest of Germany when I happened upon this eponymous King of Italy.

Certainly got a laugh out of me.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/960_263971120408426_82525188_n.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 03, 2013, 05:21:40 am
Preview to a racing game
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on June 03, 2013, 06:05:14 am
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/960_263971120408426_82525188_n.jpg)

Looks legit to me.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on June 07, 2013, 10:27:18 am
Who The Hell Is Elias Toufexis? (From The Videogame Awards) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_tEvxwYGU0#ws)

ADAM JENSEN (DEUS EX) and VAAS (FAR CRY 3) Behind The Scenes interview. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khFv-lVM70U#ws)

Adam Jensen and Vaas hug it out for E3. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws1RZU9zAi0#ws)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 08, 2013, 11:40:43 am
(http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/d/d3/Classicgaming_vs_modern.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: ad3pt on June 10, 2013, 05:23:44 am
(http://i41.tinypic.com/1ioky9.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Gareth on June 10, 2013, 06:13:32 am
Lol, nice one!  :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: AbounI on June 10, 2013, 06:34:27 am
So good  :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 10, 2013, 08:02:38 am
 :approve: :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: MidnightSun on June 10, 2013, 09:15:53 am
Really fitting.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Oscar on June 10, 2013, 11:16:06 am
Heh, awesome :salute:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on June 10, 2013, 02:03:02 pm
That's brilliant. Though Thursday has been coming for a while now. :P


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Oscar on June 10, 2013, 02:33:49 pm
The same for winter :P


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on June 11, 2013, 12:18:11 am
Oh, shit.

Oscar, Vince, Nick: If someone invites you to a wedding, DON'T GO.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on June 11, 2013, 02:14:31 am
 :lol:

Quote
Oh, shit.

Oscar, Vince, Nick: If someone invites you to a wedding, DON'T GO.

Better yet, stab the man immediately and flee to the east, Nick, this is where you will come in handy.  ;)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on June 11, 2013, 05:26:20 am
You know that they'd all attend the wedding anyway just to try and figure out how to win.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on June 11, 2013, 10:46:26 am
Well, they'd have to be armoured udner their clothes and strike first. And they'd have to figure out a way to deal with the crossbowmen on the platform. Maybe throw a few flasks of liquid fire at them?


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: melkathi on June 11, 2013, 10:58:36 am
Nah, if they get invited to a wedding, Oscar will have to quickly marry his girlfriend before that date and they'll invite the inviters to his wedding instead ;)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on June 12, 2013, 09:20:45 pm
The Suave Wedding will surely be feared throughout the land!  :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on June 13, 2013, 07:40:06 am
I can visualize them nodding in approval as they died, thankful even at the end that the difficulty hadn't been dumbed down.


Title: Re: RPG humor here.
Post by: Sergdov on June 28, 2013, 07:32:22 am
Always a treat:

http://youtu.be/Vxi7JRJrod4 (http://youtu.be/Vxi7JRJrod4)

Old men, running the world: a new age!

That was really funny  :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on July 11, 2013, 10:21:25 am
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/07/11/7/1373538661_76525118.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on July 21, 2013, 03:38:53 pm
GTA V multiplayer gameplay screenshots revealed
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Gareth on July 25, 2013, 10:31:01 am
Hehe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cefRXuXX4A (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cefRXuXX4A)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 08, 2013, 04:55:28 pm
One useful for forum debates :D
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/08/08/5/1375943104_1724877580.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 15, 2013, 02:22:47 am
Football graphics glitches are the best :D
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 15, 2013, 01:05:14 pm
a semi-NSFW one. On the old subject of armor design for females in popular RPGs.
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: GhanBuriGhan on August 15, 2013, 04:40:56 pm
Football graphics glitches are the best :D
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OMG.  :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 16, 2013, 06:38:46 am
Mass Effect humor
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 16, 2013, 06:54:09 am
 :)
(http://pp.vk.me/c314224/v314224524/178f/6YtX8Mj-7z8.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 16, 2013, 08:25:34 am
it's Fallout Time!
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(http://pp.vk.me/c540102/v540102524/18dc/GjFI5SYkqoU.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 16, 2013, 12:33:16 pm
(http://pp.vk.me/c310620/v310620062/20b9/6Dizd5zRipM.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 16, 2013, 01:46:34 pm
hehe, now I know why Vince and Oscar always write 'artefact', though my spellchecker dislikes it
(http://pp.vk.me/c425820/v425820524/19a3/TAAsPUlebec.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Brandon on August 16, 2013, 01:50:00 pm
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The Orlando Bloom one looks normal.   :smug:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 16, 2013, 02:17:50 pm
 :lol:

(http://pp.vk.me/c424617/v424617524/6b5/o603K9b2KQY.jpg)

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+

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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 16, 2013, 03:50:13 pm
Skyrim: visual summary
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2013, 04:43:28 pm
Skyrim: visual summary
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Heh =) I remember seeing a Morrowind one, exactly in this art style, years ago.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on August 16, 2013, 05:54:53 pm
It suspect it might be the same artist.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on August 16, 2013, 06:32:14 pm
This one. :)

(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs8/i/2005/331/6/6/Morrowind_days_by_SnowSkadi.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 17, 2013, 04:03:07 am
RPG vs. jRPG
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As if Skyrim was not phony enough
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Brandon on August 18, 2013, 11:38:04 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oWAb5NVALw&feature=youtu.be


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Gareth on August 19, 2013, 09:41:14 am
Those BG2 celebrity avatars are most excellent!


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: GhanBuriGhan on August 19, 2013, 10:14:46 am
Hmmm most of the images don't seem to work for me, anyone else have this problem?


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 19, 2013, 10:20:11 am
They are hosted on a Russian Facebook clone site, so you might have difficulties opening them, depending on your location.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: GhanBuriGhan on August 19, 2013, 12:52:09 pm
They are hosted on a Russian Facebook clone site, so you might have difficulties opening them, depending on your location.

Well, now it works. Shrug.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Dragatus on August 19, 2013, 01:09:21 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oWAb5NVALw&feature=youtu.be

Silly wizard. Doesn't he know there is a 5 missiles limit?


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 20, 2013, 04:18:42 am
Shadowrun Returns combat system
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/08/19/10/1376930483_701253149.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: melkathi on August 20, 2013, 08:03:19 am
Mean but true.
Though the only difference to let's say XCOM is that in those games only the player would be missing with every shot t that range, while the aliens would oneshot the whole squad :P


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 25, 2013, 02:23:57 am
Just dance
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/08/25/1/1377384502_1964819019.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: melkathi on August 26, 2013, 02:16:56 am
Am I allowed to shamelessly plug here?
http://melkathi.deviantart.com/art/A-Looney-Tune-of-Ice-and-Fire-395904128 (http://melkathi.deviantart.com/art/A-Looney-Tune-of-Ice-and-Fire-395904128)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on August 26, 2013, 04:03:54 am
Gave me a chuckle.

And yes, the Road Runner most definitely says "Meep Meep". This beep is a detestable heresy that must be purged for the sake of your souls......or something like that.  ;)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: melkathi on August 26, 2013, 11:13:46 am
Gave me a chuckle.

What I was aiming for :) Thank you.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Nick on September 03, 2013, 05:33:04 am
(http://i.imgur.com/4CNhTR3.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Gareth on September 05, 2013, 09:18:24 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTZpZZPCMAEitJL.jpg:large)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 12, 2013, 06:10:15 am
from the most expensive game ever made
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/09/12/4/1378958180_225501352.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: bmfof on September 12, 2013, 11:08:53 am
If that was whatever overglorified turn-based hog fest people tend to drool over in these parts, you'd be praising its attention to detail.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 12, 2013, 12:53:00 pm
It indeed fits the setting well, with all that blackjack and hookers  :D


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on September 14, 2013, 10:49:03 pm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYpKlIc_fg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYpKlIc_fg#)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 15, 2013, 03:27:25 pm
Ladders implementation in different games :)
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 18, 2013, 01:39:22 pm
oh these modern kids  :neutral:
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on September 18, 2013, 02:09:43 pm
Yeah.....thats when you know your kid has a serious problem.  :neutral:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: hilf on September 19, 2013, 11:51:15 am
Cruel parents. Showing kid a game he's not allowed to play.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 19, 2013, 12:33:43 pm
Some weird 8+ bit shit
Coin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBE8wX2twAw#)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 22, 2013, 03:06:50 am
Sex and the Sims :D
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/09/21/11/1379786772_1011628419.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: kyosuke on September 22, 2013, 11:02:36 am
That's some flexible shit right there.
Comparable to the flexible necks some characters in my FNV game seems to have.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 25, 2013, 01:08:46 pm
So true
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The lovely crabbies
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on September 25, 2013, 08:18:53 pm
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/267/5/1/dark_soulss_by_alo81-d6nrmkr.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 27, 2013, 09:48:51 am
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/09/27/7/1380273886_1644399140.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 28, 2013, 11:11:29 pm
I guess no translation is needed  :D
The epic achievement is Sir Ballbreaker: break 20 eggs in very different ways
First Person Egg Destroyer | Сэр Яйцелом (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLs9Pkovjdc#)

Some more from the same dude
Real Life Spider Arcade | Паучья аркада (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iuQbccjVTk#)

First Person Grab The Cat | Хватай кота (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2RqVUjwxdM#ws)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on October 03, 2013, 06:30:45 am
Dota 2 @ Google maps
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on October 11, 2013, 12:20:21 pm
lol

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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on October 14, 2013, 02:28:45 am
Mario IRL
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/10/13/10/1381676796_1889028805.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: suibhne on October 18, 2013, 11:58:36 am
http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20131016/09541724898/british-newspapers-confuse-deus-ex-with-real-life.shtml (http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20131016/09541724898/british-newspapers-confuse-deus-ex-with-real-life.shtml)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Oscar on October 18, 2013, 12:28:50 pm
http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20131016/09541724898/british-newspapers-confuse-deus-ex-with-real-life.shtml (http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20131016/09541724898/british-newspapers-confuse-deus-ex-with-real-life.shtml)

Hah, just awesome.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Imbecile on October 18, 2013, 12:33:45 pm
http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20131016/09541724898/british-newspapers-confuse-deus-ex-with-real-life.shtml (http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20131016/09541724898/british-newspapers-confuse-deus-ex-with-real-life.shtml)

Hah, just awesome.

This is why I dont read the tabloids :)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on October 20, 2013, 06:31:57 am
Limbo
Limbo with a Flashlight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVMKpcbCn4M#ws)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on November 03, 2013, 01:33:48 pm
You know it will be awesome because it has the "offline play" feature. (http://imgur.com/e4uKhTG)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 10, 2013, 01:49:05 pm
Dead Rising 3
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/11/10/10/1384098055_365360099.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Gambler on November 27, 2013, 07:59:56 pm
http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/ (http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 28, 2013, 07:38:18 pm
Zombie Apocalypse: the winning strategy
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/11/28/10/1385651935_1494873502.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 04, 2013, 04:30:24 pm
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/12/04/9/1386168925_1418990141.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 06, 2013, 01:28:22 am
Age Of Decadence: Before The Conflict
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/12/05/5/1386225788_950425089.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: AbounI on December 06, 2013, 02:43:19 am
lol


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 21, 2013, 03:43:26 pm
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 21, 2013, 03:50:10 pm
battle droids
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 28, 2013, 06:26:53 am
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on January 07, 2014, 04:08:26 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Pr3Ww8r.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 08, 2014, 06:57:50 am
Diablotubbies
(http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2014/01/08/6/1389167086_207860228.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: melkathi on January 08, 2014, 12:55:09 pm
If anyone made that mod, I'd play Diablo :)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 19, 2014, 03:04:36 pm
Dovakin Russian style
http://coub.com/view/gu7m (http://coub.com/view/gu7m)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 22, 2014, 06:05:54 am
Meanwhile, an IRL MMORPG in Ukraine. Siege weapons, "tanks" knights, ranger marksmen, priests casting healing and buffing, all on a raid vs. the White house/the Parliament ork citadels, police mobs respawning around. I hope Russia will join in soon.
(http://s2.pikabu.ru/post_img2/2014/01/22/0/1390336570_1901762854.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2014, 07:32:33 pm
"Taxi-bus in Kiev"

(https://pp.vk.me/c607928/v607928034/175d/X34eEuCVxEA.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Nick on January 22, 2014, 07:34:46 pm
(https://pp.vk.me/c540105/v540105238/ae0f/FvenW1d1BKA.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 23, 2014, 04:15:43 am
Choose your hero's class
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2vj8prd.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 23, 2014, 05:32:46 am
Casting fireballs, summoning demons and stuff
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Brandon on January 27, 2014, 02:04:12 pm
For New Vegas fans (http://imgur.com/a/rlo4Z#aeZqHcD)

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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on February 05, 2014, 04:01:56 pm
Age Of Decadence allies
(http://s2.pikabu.ru/post_img2/2014/02/05/6/1391586038_1474099241.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Wened on February 06, 2014, 12:59:52 am
How i view MMORPGs (i wasted 4 years in wow).

(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20140205.png)



Q: What does one level get me?

A: More str, bigger rock.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Bsadzewicz on February 06, 2014, 06:44:52 pm
61 pages to make sure I'm not about to post a duplicate though im surprised nobody has posted this yet
anyways its funny because its true

http://(http://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff395/sadzewicz/MassEffectgameplaychart.jpg) (http://s1233.photobucket.com/user/sadzewicz/media/MassEffectgameplaychart.jpg.html)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on February 12, 2014, 12:33:31 pm
Lol, not only the youth is so wicked and bloodthirsty )
British Gas Rampage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knab9oQIMOQ#ws)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on February 13, 2014, 12:05:39 pm
Might, Magic & Asskicking
The secret omnipotent spell in The Dark Messiah of M&M
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: melkathi on February 22, 2014, 08:54:56 pm
We were joking around on the Age of Wonders forum, but Vahhabyte will appreciate this too ;)
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a158/angelwuzzie/AoW_Throwing_money.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on February 23, 2014, 12:16:34 pm
 :approve: :approve:

Meanwhile, a special gadget for world exploration in DayZ
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: melkathi on February 23, 2014, 04:51:43 pm
Reminds me of leveling sprint in Morrowind :)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on February 27, 2014, 03:49:42 pm
The dice one needs to emulate Age Of Decadence combat system
(http://chainsawsuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/201005121.png)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 09, 2014, 12:15:47 am
PS4 graphics: the screenshots, the trailer, the game
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 11, 2014, 01:48:11 pm
Single player vs. multiplayer gameplay
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Sunfire on March 11, 2014, 02:39:09 pm
A dragon! A-a-a! Help us!
Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, Naal ok zin, los vahriin...
Bang! Boom! Kaboom!
[A few minutes later] I would like to join your guild.
Hmm, then you should test, go down to the basement and kill five rats.
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on March 11, 2014, 03:31:09 pm
Unfortunately its dead accurate.  :neutral:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Arhac on March 17, 2014, 08:45:45 am
Don't know if this has been posted or not.

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Found myself in levels 4-5 and touching on level 6.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 17, 2014, 11:33:49 am
Your link did not work, but I found the image:
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Niektory on March 17, 2014, 02:54:23 pm
Level 1: 0
Level 2: 2
Level 3: 6
Level 4: 7
Level 5: 4
Level 6: 2


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: makiavelli990 on March 17, 2014, 04:25:24 pm
the sims shouldn't be on that list


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: melkathi on March 17, 2014, 04:44:08 pm
What level does one rank as when the first thought at seeing that image is: "X-Com? Do they mean the real one or the dumbed-down-for-console remake?"
Also, where do they rank the people who were playing Broodwars until SCII came out? (and possibly still do?)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Villfarelse on March 17, 2014, 07:34:00 pm
Dwarf Fortress, no graphics. ASCII Master Race 4evur. Casual scum.

Also, they should totally have put Starbound in level 1. Just yo annoy the horrible elitist crowd that game (already!) has.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Sunfire on March 24, 2014, 11:22:33 am
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 30, 2014, 05:55:36 am
(http://www.loadingartist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/x2014-03-28-open-for-business.png.pagespeed.ic.jC1qhePWUI.png)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on March 30, 2014, 01:17:03 pm
Well, ESO is shaping up predictably (http://i.imgur.com/xGDEF2Y.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on March 30, 2014, 01:53:41 pm
From the series that brought you horse vagina mods: conga line orgies in vanilla of the MMO!

Probably more fun than actually playing it, at any rate.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on March 30, 2014, 04:41:07 pm
Well, ESO is shaping up predictably (http://i.imgur.com/xGDEF2Y.jpg)

I'm surprised, I expected far less to be honest.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on March 31, 2014, 05:44:20 am
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horse vagina mods

the actual fuck?


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on March 31, 2014, 06:28:52 pm
Yeah, some people look at Skyrim and think it could use better weapon models, higher-res textures, cooler sounds, stat rebalancing, you know. The boring stuff.

Some brave and noble souls, however, look at it and think that the one thing missing from the game is anatomically-correct horses.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Villfarelse on April 01, 2014, 01:14:26 am
...

I can only respond with a resounding what.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Scott on April 08, 2014, 11:18:02 am
Dellar's back story.


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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 08, 2014, 11:45:36 am
Also, Weller and the Blue steel mine.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 09, 2014, 10:46:16 am
(http://pp.vk.me/c540105/v540105088/4b79f/9a2GhMZBlNU.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 01, 2014, 08:41:51 am
Food consumption in different games
Как геймеры едят свою еду (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH1fK0Pi8jk#ws)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on May 08, 2014, 09:33:50 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Ttrq5.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 10, 2014, 07:44:47 am
This is not Darksouls
(http://s4.pikabu.ru/post_img/2014/05/10/6/1399710060_61255081.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Ergil on May 10, 2014, 07:54:35 am
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That's awful :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 11, 2014, 05:48:31 am
Single player vs. Multiplayer mode
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 13, 2014, 05:26:12 am
Papa Yohan claims another victim
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 21, 2014, 07:50:17 am
A Japanese-style racing game
This is... Japan World Cup 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdmsRcsl_xA#ws)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 24, 2014, 05:15:09 am
Darksouls trolling
Hiding in Plain Sight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ecS0yKnNLA#ws)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on May 24, 2014, 07:46:54 pm
Wow, that was great :D


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Imbecile on May 25, 2014, 03:50:08 am
Hah, both of those were pretty funny.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 02, 2014, 05:05:01 pm
I hate it when I forget to upgrade one type of unit
(http://i62.tinypic.com/an283r.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Villfarelse on June 05, 2014, 06:31:41 am
Is he... taking a shit on there?


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on June 05, 2014, 01:02:21 pm
He's deploying, bro


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Brandon on June 17, 2014, 10:47:26 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr2GdRBDOmU


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: One Wolf on June 18, 2014, 09:47:32 am
(http://i.imgur.com/PIK4d2A.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 29, 2014, 12:01:09 am
Divinity: Original Sin 4 players co-op Cow Simulator
Cow Simulator 2014 Trailer Featuring the Divinity Engine Toolkit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyWpSpdiKhY#ws)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Brandon on June 30, 2014, 07:03:46 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgowBLb4sKw

"I've been designing my orc's liver for 5 hours now..."   :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on June 30, 2014, 08:02:31 pm
Ha you almost had me Onioned!

I found myself thinking, and why the hell Couldn't Spore have been like this?


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: robaki on July 01, 2014, 03:40:09 am
:D

made my day!


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on July 01, 2014, 11:10:09 am
 :lol: :approve:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Sunfire on July 03, 2014, 12:09:05 am
Game of Thrones POV
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiXAlahJ-vg


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on July 04, 2014, 08:06:16 am
After joining a new online game
(http://s6.pikabu.ru/post_img/2014/07/04/6/1404459411_994794921.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Brandon on July 06, 2014, 09:55:29 pm
This is for Vince... Kickstarter to make Potato Salad (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad/)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Ruinous on July 14, 2014, 05:02:36 am
 :wallbang:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on July 14, 2014, 11:42:20 am
Realistic cause play
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on July 16, 2014, 10:25:51 pm
mods-mods-mods
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on July 25, 2014, 01:00:12 pm
After all, someone need to do all this
Viscera Cleanup Detail Steam Early Access Trailer (HD) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0KjOui1FTc#ws)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: robaki on July 25, 2014, 04:58:32 pm
^ love the space-horror thingy at the beginning!


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Gambler on July 27, 2014, 12:52:51 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FpjcOWwiI4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FpjcOWwiI4#)

Not humor, but it's one of the most surreal things I've seen recently. Real-life lightning magic. I wish I could see it live.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on July 29, 2014, 08:48:05 pm
 :commie:
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on July 29, 2014, 09:21:36 pm
I knew it. Level scaling is just another form of communism, after all. To each according to their level, from each according to their chosen combat difficulty.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 02, 2014, 05:02:03 am
 :lol:

The noob fights
(http://s7.pikabu.ru/post_img/2014/08/02/5/1406961381_756277771.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 03, 2014, 03:38:34 am
oops
(http://s6.pikabu.ru/post_img/2014/08/03/5/1407047201_1283368892.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 05, 2014, 12:15:03 pm
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 06, 2014, 12:59:50 am
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 06, 2014, 09:24:02 am
hmm

(http://pp.vk.me/c540105/c7006/v7006183/f66c/fhNwEkzFv3M.jpg) (http://pp.vk.me/c540105/c7006/v7006183/f664/2Sk0vtpRdKY.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Sunfire on August 10, 2014, 12:09:13 am
Oh no, another ruleset to learn...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c8/Wfm_lewis_chessmen.jpg/258px-Wfm_lewis_chessmen.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 22, 2014, 01:58:09 am
This ain't humor, it's just really artistic
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 24, 2014, 12:22:59 pm
Valve vs. Blizzard
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 07, 2014, 04:08:07 am
MW3 Gun Sync #23 - Countdown (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOrVqtoG7gI#ws)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 11, 2014, 05:30:57 am
If Darksouls were released a decade earlier
(http://pp.vk.me/c617229/v617229524/18753/JXlZ5lCMIGQ.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 11, 2014, 06:32:23 am
A funny F3 mod
So I installed some mod for fallout... - The struggle to get out the front door. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoBSB9HBofQ#ws)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 12, 2014, 12:54:18 am
oh these modern consoles. Wild difficulty level!
Press X To Win. ( Вся Суть Консолей ). (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWxpesfkXGk#ws)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 15, 2014, 11:35:00 am
(http://pp.vk.me/c624021/v624021728/1a75/IMJY096DyFk.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 23, 2014, 05:13:27 am
(http://s4.pikabu.ru/post_img/2014/09/23/6/1411459661_1726444797.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 24, 2014, 01:38:23 am
(http://pp.vk.me/c622321/v622321405/2c89/VY1Qfx6U9Sw.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Anonxeuix on September 24, 2014, 06:10:06 am
Hey, I love Hannibal's mysterious evil ways.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on September 24, 2014, 09:56:36 am
Hannibal should be at the mid tier, He believes such things are in his nature and he merely does not fight them.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Imbecile on September 24, 2014, 10:56:13 am
Power at all costs is kinda reasonable as long as its well portrayed, but generically evil is always a bit pointless.

Who was the Dragon Age villain anyhow?



Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: suibhne on September 24, 2014, 11:57:02 am
Who was the Dragon Age villain anyhow?

Exactly.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on September 24, 2014, 11:40:02 pm
Who was the Dragon Age villain anyhow?

Exactly.

Lo....gan? Logaire? Guy with the black hair.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: suibhne on September 25, 2014, 05:45:32 am
Who was the Dragon Age villain anyhow?

Exactly.

Lo....gan? Logaire? Guy with the black hair.

He was an antagonist, but definitely not the villain. The villain was ANCIENT and EVIL. And VERY BAD.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on September 26, 2014, 04:26:40 pm
It was the Archdemon, which was a freaking dragon.

The best dragon in video games ever is and always will be Grigori.

(http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1383/08/1383088201611.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Darkthia on September 27, 2014, 12:13:28 am
I've always viewed him more as a force of nature, its kinda like saying the pack of wolves is the main villain.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: hilf on October 01, 2014, 10:54:36 am
Who is that dude at Elder God Tier?


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Spyros on October 01, 2014, 12:13:06 pm
Who is that dude at Elder God Tier?
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_p0ZSpVOP_XM/TLIhEnVaaEI/AAAAAAAACAQ/NqJ_rjGqMYk/s128/2009_03_watchmen-smiley-face.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Wened on October 01, 2014, 02:12:39 pm
Who is that dude at Elder God Tier?

Ozumandias from "The Watchmen" comics


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: MaximillionMiles on October 01, 2014, 06:32:21 pm
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I would dare say that just as important as the justification for the villain is the way they are portrayed.

Hannibal was considered awesome by many BECAUSE he was so mysteriously evil. There was some humanity in him, but also something horribly wrong and no one could tell how he got that way and why he did what he did. That was mysterious, and scary. Later they made a prequel that justified his evil as being forced to eat his own sister by cannibal nazis (no joke) and that made him worse.

On the other hand Mr Freeze has great motivation for what he does, and yet the movie Batman and Robin managed to make him utterly lame and tone-deaf, quipping ice puns in one scene while crying about his wife on the other.

Making a villain effective is more than just justification, and although motivation is important, relating with the villain and thematic resonance are also important.

Yes, I do realize I'm making a serious argument about narrative construction regarding a funny image from the internet. But I'm too busy listening to my lovely voice to listen to reason.  :smug:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Tuco on October 03, 2014, 05:47:53 pm
who are the "elder god tier" villain, the high tier villain that isn't magneto and the mid tier villains?


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Shady314 on October 03, 2014, 07:45:43 pm
who are the "elder god tier" villain, the high tier villain that isn't magneto and the mid tier villains?
Wened already said who the elder picture is but I will take pity on you seeing as you are a neophyte. ;)
Ozymandias (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozymandias_(comics)) is the elder.

Jon Irenicus (http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Jon_Irenicus) is not Magneto.

Lavos (http://chrono.wikia.com/wiki/Lavos) and Giygas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giygas) are mid tier.

To be clear the list is clearly comedic. Quality of villain is about far more than just motivation. None are inherently better than others solely due to motivation.
Neither Logain or the Archdemon from DragonAge are evil for the lulz at all and some villains are in it for the lulz but are still beloved. (http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Kefka_Palazzo)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on October 08, 2014, 02:04:39 am
(http://s4.pikabu.ru/post_img/2014/10/08/5/1412748328_692656357.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on October 08, 2014, 02:56:17 am
(http://s4.pikabu.ru/post_img/2014/10/08/4/1412738097_1036867499.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on October 09, 2014, 08:01:24 am
(http://pp.vk.me/c540105/c7006/v7006862/10327/w4N2oacq9GI.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: jozi on October 14, 2014, 11:36:26 am
You think this will work?

(https://i.imgur.com/mvh9nGv.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Brandon on October 16, 2014, 04:14:07 pm
It works!

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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Rokkomies on October 31, 2014, 08:45:26 am
He should have take the hat of intelligence...

Or if all else fails, the diadem of beauty and seduce the teacher.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 08, 2014, 05:43:38 am
Once in Italy
(http://s4.pikabu.ru/post_img/2014/11/08/5/1415432839_1710955964.jpg)
(http://s4.pikabu.ru/images/big_size_comm/2014-11_2/14154336231410.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Captain Shrek on November 10, 2014, 03:13:52 am
http://www.esrb.org/ratings/synopsis.jsp?Certificate=33723&Title=Dragon%20Age%3A%20Inquisition&searchkeyword=dragon%20age (http://www.esrb.org/ratings/synopsis.jsp?Certificate=33723&Title=Dragon%20Age%3A%20Inquisition&searchkeyword=dragon%20age)

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Content Descriptors: Blood, Intense Violence, Nudity, Sexual Content, Strong Language

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Includes online features that may expose players to unrated user-generated content (Windows PC, PlayStation 4, Xbox One)

Rating Summary: This is a role-playing game in which players assume the role of a warrior battling evil forces in different dimensions. Characters use swords, axes, hammers, and magic attacks to kill fantastical creatures (e.g., demons, monsters, dwarfs) and humans in melee-style combat. Cutscenes sometimes depict characters impaled or getting their throats slit. Violent sequences are often highlighted by cries of pain, gurgling/gushing sounds, and large blood-splatter effects; blood remains on the ground in several environments. The game includes some sexual material: a female character briefly depicted in front of a man's torso (fellatio is implied); characters depicted topless or with exposed buttocks while lying in bed or after sex; some dialogue referencing sex/sexuality (e.g., “'I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect'” and “The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed…”). The words “f**k,” “sh*t,” and “a*shole” appear in dialogue.
 


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Drav on November 10, 2014, 04:34:52 am
Well this is mostly pretty reasonaaaaaaaand there is is.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 16, 2014, 12:01:07 am
Suicidal Portal
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 22, 2014, 05:05:25 pm
http://coub.com/view/43jkm (http://coub.com/view/43jkm)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 02, 2014, 04:25:08 am
(http://i60.tinypic.com/2dbmbgi.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 05, 2014, 05:19:59 am
"Come down! I fear you not!"
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 11, 2014, 06:52:10 am
Game graphics evolution 1982 - 2015
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 14, 2014, 12:20:52 pm
Just another one about game modding
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 18, 2014, 11:22:43 am
(http://pp.vk.me/c625230/v625230524/f9f9/II1noBVzPdU.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: NewAgeOfPower on December 18, 2014, 11:43:11 am
Query: Are the developers of Prelude to Darkness (Zero-Sum Games) somehow related/connected to the developers of Stardrive (also Zero-Sum Games)?

After reading that it was one of the inspirations for AoD, I tried playing it, but I'm getting extreme graphical errors.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 18, 2014, 12:23:34 pm
I think your question belongs here
http://www.irontowerstudio.com/forum/index.php/topic,649.0.html (http://www.irontowerstudio.com/forum/index.php/topic,649.0.html)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 22, 2014, 04:55:40 am
 :lol:
(http://cs5.pikabu.ru/post_img/2014/12/22/5/1419231681_1293985718.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 25, 2014, 11:55:22 am
Skyrim in a nutshell - SFM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5C3itd89yY#ws)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 31, 2014, 09:15:23 pm
Happy new year 2015, everyone. Thursday is coming!

In the meantime, Skyrim mod guide
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 06, 2015, 08:23:19 am
Lockpicking evolution in games
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: hilf on January 11, 2015, 01:35:55 pm
Lockpicking evolution in games
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What I find fun is that 'Lockpicking evolution in games' actually starts with Thief 3.

Would work better starting with:
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 19, 2015, 08:10:46 am
Starcraft: The Shining
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 21, 2015, 04:00:17 am
Skyrim vs. Fallout 3
Fallout vs Skyrim (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBlhXKjSy6M#ws)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 26, 2015, 02:46:32 am
ISIL vs. Fallout. And yes, it is very sad and gruesome, in fact.
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on February 03, 2015, 11:25:48 am
(http://pp.vk.me/c623216/v623216681/1781c/JQClZmZE1GY.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: kyosuke on February 07, 2015, 04:05:43 am
(http://pp.vk.me/c623216/v623216681/1781c/JQClZmZE1GY.jpg)

Maybe Bethesda will take this idea for a boss fight in Fallout 4.  :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on February 14, 2015, 01:58:31 am
Major game developers and their products  :)
(http://cs6.pikabu.ru/post_img/2015/02/13/9/1423842848_746884189.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on February 21, 2015, 06:22:49 am
This one has a certain AoD atmosphere about it
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 31, 2015, 04:48:02 pm
An epic sword is always hard to get
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: jahs on April 01, 2015, 08:11:36 am
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Sunfire on April 10, 2015, 07:20:07 am
Assassin's Kittens Unity (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnk15Wf6xMU#ws)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 28, 2015, 04:07:47 pm
Lost in textures IRL
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 30, 2015, 07:29:59 am
If Sex Was Like Call of Duty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhaXyLFnmeg#ws)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 11, 2015, 04:19:26 am
(http://cs6.pikabu.ru/post_img/2015/05/10/10/1431277847_668596974.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 19, 2015, 03:08:01 am
NSFW: If male RPG characters were dressed like female RPG characters
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 25, 2015, 06:34:25 am
Lmao, summoned familiar ordered to fight for you IRL
(http://cs4.pikabu.ru/post_img/2015/05/25/1/1432506467_2013762393.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 01, 2015, 11:44:17 pm
Sometimes surviving an apocalypse is not really worth it
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 02, 2015, 11:48:01 am
(http://i60.tinypic.com/vdjzb.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Gregorus Prime on June 09, 2015, 09:01:01 pm
In honor of everyone's favorite sexy snake ladies from the new XCOM 2 trailer:

(http://i.imgur.com/l1ZkNPX.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 13, 2015, 02:16:45 pm
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on July 02, 2015, 07:26:43 am
 :lol:
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: ad3pt on July 03, 2015, 01:46:57 pm
AoD newfag edition

(http://i.imgur.com/gJdbbte.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on July 30, 2015, 11:24:55 am
 :D
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on July 31, 2015, 08:34:06 am
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnSMP1lQVQM#)

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSXhxl12flI#)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 05, 2015, 01:01:50 pm
(http://cs629320.vk.me/v629320664/bbdc/9-SuMDA99JE.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 06, 2015, 03:10:57 pm
Playing Fallout 1 with Intelligence 1, so epic.
http://youtu.be/IuBjeLiWhek (http://youtu.be/IuBjeLiWhek)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 13, 2015, 06:59:13 am
(http://cs5.pikabu.ru/post_img/2015/08/13/6/1439456528_1970144918.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 22, 2015, 05:03:02 am
(http://pp.vk.me/c623226/v623226122/48da1/5PyooSYT3oA.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on October 17, 2015, 10:58:23 am
http://www.dorkly.com/post/76418/fallout-beginning-vs-end (http://www.dorkly.com/post/76418/fallout-beginning-vs-end)  :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 07, 2015, 04:26:45 am
So, I guess I'm the only updater and follower of this thread, but anyway,
Warcraft movie, the proper poster and trailer  :smug:
(http://cs4.pikabu.ru/post_img/2015/11/04/9/1446646698_1193241547.jpg)
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Nick on November 07, 2015, 08:38:22 am
I actually enjoy this thread a lot, so keep going =)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 07, 2015, 10:42:37 am
Ok, only for you, bro   :)

(http://pp.vk.me/c627728/v627728054/1d837/InA_kokNi6A.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 11, 2015, 01:42:20 pm
Bethesda... Bethesda never changes.
(http://cs5.pikabu.ru/post_img/2015/11/11/7/1447241612_1581084678.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 15, 2015, 06:54:49 am
A successful raid
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+ a quite entertaining futuristic video
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK_cdkpazjI#)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: suibhne on November 17, 2015, 11:19:06 pm
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Sunfire on November 18, 2015, 12:58:25 pm
(http://i67.fastpic.ru/big/2015/1118/43/48a20aaa5cd59af4cf858bcf1bba6443.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2015, 07:07:59 pm
That'd apply to original Fallout as well. Means we made a right game :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 29, 2015, 03:05:06 pm
Don't drink and craft
(http://cs4.pikabu.ru/post_img/2015/11/29/8/1448802787_1328588576.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Sunfire on December 25, 2015, 05:41:54 am
Entire Fallout Story 3 Minutes (Fallout Animation) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbvv4qgFsXM#)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2015, 04:30:26 pm
(http://cs7003.vk.me/v7003014/14bbe/vP5AVmkJ1p4.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Brandon on January 07, 2016, 09:10:29 pm
 8-)

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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 20, 2016, 03:43:18 am
???
(http://cs8.pikabu.ru/post_img/2016/01/19/7/1453203849198415742.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on February 02, 2016, 06:43:26 am
Too much minmaxing
(http://cs8.pikabu.ru/post_img/2016/02/02/4/1454390337150170036.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Brandon on February 11, 2016, 06:10:49 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/9RBY6dc.jpg)

 :lol:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Niektory on February 11, 2016, 09:11:59 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/WWlbsQG.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on February 20, 2016, 02:55:09 am
 :approve: :lol:

Street Fighter: when a fighting game is also hentai pron (c)
(NSFW)
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on February 25, 2016, 05:36:48 am
 :lol:
http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130124/18015421783/california-senator-leland-yee-tells-gamers-to-shut-up-let-grown-ups-talk.shtml (http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130124/18015421783/california-senator-leland-yee-tells-gamers-to-shut-up-let-grown-ups-talk.shtml)
+
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/feb/24/california-leland-yee-five-years-prison-bribes-weapons-philippines (http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/feb/24/california-leland-yee-five-years-prison-bribes-weapons-philippines)

Though some games are indeed too f-ing violent and disturbing, like Postal, GTA, or Mortal Kombat.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Brandon on February 27, 2016, 01:50:29 am
Max level Dodge (https://i.imgur.com/K6cFTyM.gifv)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on February 28, 2016, 07:15:27 am
Max level unarmed  :lol:
http://coub.com/view/b4qbd (http://coub.com/view/b4qbd)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 04, 2016, 03:15:50 am
(http://cs8.pikabu.ru/post_img/2016/03/03/7/1456999219161724887.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Brandon on March 05, 2016, 12:35:41 am
Max level unarmed  :lol:
http://coub.com/view/b4qbd (http://coub.com/view/b4qbd)


Ha!  What game is that?


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 05, 2016, 02:14:01 am
Chivalry: Medieval Warfare

PS:
(http://pp.vk.me/c629124/v629124624/3c15c/EJ_Tq9YD1z4.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 16, 2016, 06:41:44 am
Con+Str 20 vs. Con+Str 14
(http://cs8.pikabu.ru/post_img/2016/03/16/5/1458113816161435511.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2016, 10:11:57 am
(https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/580333_465430973655040_4581426023091420149_n.jpg?oh=ab59d52b4161f898883b6017d6ab450e&oe=57566D51)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 16, 2016, 04:43:05 am
http://coub.com/view/bx5rv (http://coub.com/view/bx5rv)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 16, 2016, 07:19:23 am
MMO + donate
(http://cs8.pikabu.ru/post_img/2016/04/16/6/1460800740155125381.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 19, 2016, 02:47:10 am
P1: Roll 20! I survive!
DM: Can you imagine that? You're sinking in the Siren lake wearing a 100 lbs armor.

(http://i67.tinypic.com/2qjzokl.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 21, 2016, 04:06:28 am
(http://i65.tinypic.com/iy0nzk.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 30, 2016, 02:27:17 pm
In most games it's just like that
(http://cs8.pikabu.ru/post_img/2016/04/30/9/1462027756212168450.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: hilf on May 03, 2016, 12:14:59 am
Third female must be a succubus :)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Brandon on May 28, 2016, 03:03:55 pm
Poisoned apple in Oblivion.

His impression is spot on!   :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN80_7rNmcE


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 11, 2016, 02:59:41 am
Cloning around

(http://i5.imageban.ru/out/2016/02/25/167ddf9b43b5ae47825dcd84489f1d34.jpg)

(http://i64.tinypic.com/15ft66e.jpg)

(http://i67.tinypic.com/dh8eol.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 18, 2016, 07:41:12 am
(http://cs8.pikabu.ru/post_img/2016/06/18/6/1466242690170852541.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: von_das on June 19, 2016, 04:54:35 am
Okay, I laughed at that last one. :lol: Always on the job...


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 26, 2016, 04:53:06 am
(http://pp.vk.me/c633820/v633820177/27e50/ske9nWt7rsE.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on June 27, 2016, 01:46:04 pm
(http://cs8.pikabu.ru/post_img/2016/06/27/6/1467014989148028129.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Sunfire on July 04, 2016, 11:23:26 am
(http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/273973867889350723/9A0F0122CD37A8E5727713F3411F93B55D25822D/)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on July 23, 2016, 02:19:14 pm
(http://pp.vk.me/c635100/v635100530/5c3b/RsG_NkoCo6k.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Nick on July 23, 2016, 05:56:16 pm
I'd play that.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on July 29, 2016, 04:49:36 am
(http://cs8.pikabu.ru/post_img/2016/07/29/6/1469781920232787835.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 17, 2016, 10:19:18 pm
(http://cs4.pikabu.ru/post_img/2016/08/18/1/1471471840130372459.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 21, 2016, 04:16:57 am
(http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/library/deriv/1344/1344186.png)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2016, 11:14:24 am
(https://pp.vk.me/c626116/v626116170/2996e/kLw541o_MvM.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 25, 2016, 10:09:14 am
(http://pp.vk.me/c604723/v604723189/1c31/Pjyp4y5ds6U.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 27, 2016, 01:14:02 pm
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3FZnD21iO0#)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 13, 2016, 04:35:21 am
The most realistic historical simulator of Joseph Stalin ever!
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbf_CCMbZKo#)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 18, 2016, 06:09:13 am
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Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on October 21, 2016, 02:31:27 am
(http://cs7054.vk.me/c637317/v637317950/154b3/8OvmtxKRoyE.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on November 27, 2016, 01:06:40 am
(http://cs9.pikabu.ru/post_img/2016/11/26/6/1480147946183360299.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Sunfire on December 03, 2016, 11:25:30 am
Quote from: Lexxx20
Some Easter Egg from the Warp Rogue:
(http://i.imgur.com/xP7ZMDE.png)
No offence :smug:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on December 03, 2016, 12:18:04 pm
 :lol:
Vince is a hive mind from outer space.


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Stealth on December 28, 2016, 10:57:58 am
Alchemy 10 in a nutshell. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgU4Oum8SLg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 02, 2017, 06:46:09 am
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKgLfqOVHco#)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2017, 07:25:17 am
Heh, reminds me our first AoD animation video references =)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 17, 2017, 05:42:34 am
(http://cs9.pikabu.ru/post_img/2017/01/16/10/1484589103176853720.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 31, 2017, 03:30:31 pm
highly NSFW, a Conan dong
the new fantasic level of playable character detalization! That should be implemented in AoD and DR!

http://twitter.com/screencuisine/status/826195987135737856 (http://twitter.com/screencuisine/status/826195987135737856)
http://twitter.com/screencuisine/status/826192363487846400 (http://twitter.com/screencuisine/status/826192363487846400)
http://twitter.com/screencuisine/status/826197725825822720 (http://twitter.com/screencuisine/status/826197725825822720)
http://twitter.com/screencuisine/status/826204522615681025 (http://twitter.com/screencuisine/status/826204522615681025)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 05, 2017, 07:09:35 am
(http://cs9.pikabu.ru/post_img/2017/02/28/6/1488268802193518789.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 06, 2017, 02:53:23 am
(http://cs7055.userapi.com/c635100/v635100886/1cf8c/HBfJcbEFHcM.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on March 07, 2017, 07:00:21 am
Five o'clock tea no matter what
(http://cs9.pikabu.ru/post_img/2017/03/07/6/148887849718771662.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 10, 2017, 04:55:17 am
(http://cs8.pikabu.ru/post_img/2017/05/10/5/1494398598118285641.gif)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on May 20, 2017, 12:57:43 pm
"Press X to win"
http://coub.com/view/aguje (http://coub.com/view/aguje)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Sunfire on June 05, 2017, 09:26:27 am
All is heresy
(http://cs9.pikabu.ru/post_img/2016/12/15/6/1481790934146095544.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on July 29, 2017, 12:47:37 pm
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Retro+indie_8721cf_5229455.png)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Nick on July 30, 2017, 12:40:40 pm
Amen :approve:

This influx of pseudo-retro pixelated crap is just laziness and disrespect towards players. "I don't really want to spend money hiring an artist, so let's pretend this is my nostalgic artistic vision."


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on August 22, 2017, 01:17:47 pm
(http://cs6.pikabu.ru/images/big_size_comm/2017-08_1/1501841085169466874.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: beansisback on August 28, 2017, 08:10:56 am
You know this thread doesn't have a single thing that's funny for someone without aspergers  :approve:


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 01, 2017, 03:17:57 pm
In certain places asperger's is a great perk for survival  8-)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Sunfire on September 20, 2017, 01:47:27 pm
The worst thing in The Sims
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aoORRBx_700b.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on October 21, 2017, 11:09:39 am
The basics
(http://cs9.pikabu.ru/post_img/2017/10/21/8/1508592215186140298.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Stealth on November 13, 2017, 03:04:40 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/IFG3aK9.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 02, 2018, 01:12:46 pm
this is not fake  :lol:
(http://cs8.pikabu.ru/post_img/2018/01/02/5/1514872833170583988.jpg)

(http://cs7.pikabu.ru/post_img/2018/01/03/5/1514963215130245013.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Sunfire on January 03, 2018, 03:01:47 pm
There is another allusion of Vince (https://pillarsofeternity.gamepedia.com/Vincent_Dwellier) in PoE :)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2018, 10:27:21 am
:D


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on February 24, 2018, 09:40:50 am
(http://cs9.pikabu.ru/post_img/2018/02/24/6/1519460307173947584.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on April 01, 2018, 06:47:55 am
Historical accuracy vs. marketing
(http://cs8.pikabu.ru/post_img/2018/03/31/10/1522519048157993138.png)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Gareth on May 14, 2018, 06:45:03 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdJ5hJIX0AA9s_a.jpg:large)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on July 29, 2018, 04:33:25 pm
(http://cs11.pikabu.ru/post_img/2018/07/29/10/1532886069156629361.png)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: menyalin on September 20, 2018, 01:37:55 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MuI9R08zdw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MuI9R08zdw)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on September 24, 2018, 02:55:24 pm
The ultimate in-game realism
(http://pics.me.me/1980-i-bet-theyll-have-flying-cars-in-the-futuree-36469979.png)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on October 10, 2018, 05:23:10 am
(http://cs7.pikabu.ru/post_img/2018/10/09/10/1539105925111977073.png)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Vahha on January 05, 2019, 10:59:58 am
(http://cs11.pikabu.ru/post_img/2019/01/04/9/1546617459188789081.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG and other games-related humor here.
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2019, 03:57:40 pm
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/529638167733862440/539549205614559252/51533573_2058842524209444_583135397769379840_n.jpg)